Guys Be Completely Honest Like Dead Honest Did I Dodge A Bullet By Never Playing Sgrub And Therefore Never Meeting That Human That Seems To Cheat On Me In The Future Albeit In Some Other Timelines And Would Messaging Vriska Right Now Do Any Good For Me Or Do I Shut Up And Smoke My Cigarette

꒰ঌ So from what I'Ve heard, take this shit with a grain of salt ໒꒱ ꒰ঌ NONE OF THESE BITCHES WORTH IT PLEASE FIND A LADY WHO TREATS YOU RIGHTTT ໒꒱ ໒꒱

so i'm an outsider to all this, but i feel like missing out on rose and ending up with vriska is a lateral move at best

I think the cigarette is pr96a6ly a 6etter idea.
I Guess I’m Just A Sad Little Moth To The *Light* Whatever That Is Implying Or Referencing

I am very very very biased but believe me Rose cheating on you is a lot less common than it appears. It is *shockingly* common of course but stable relationships rarely make headlines. Also do not fucking message Vriska.
YOU DID INDEED DODGE A BULLET. ALL INSTANCES OF PAIRINGS AMONG THE ROSE AND KANAYA ULTIMATES ARE IN AN UNSTABLE EQUILIBRIUM STATE, WITH A HALF-LIFE OF ABOUT A SWEEP. THE CANDY VERSION OF HER IS ACTUALLY A MASSIVE STATISTICAL OUTLIER FOR SURVIVING AN ENTIRE TEN SWEEPS BEFORE HER RELATIONSHIP BROKE DOWN. VRISKAN IS VIABLE. BUT IT REQUIRES VERY SPECIFIC VRISKAS TO FUNCTION. WOULD NOT RECOMMEND IF IT DIDN'T WORK OUT IN THE PAST. HAVE YOU CONSIDERED TRACKING DOWN A VERSION OF HER DANCESTOR? ARANEA SEEMS LIKE SHE'D BE YOUR TYPE. AND SHE IS ALSO A DUBIOUSLY STABLE LIGHT PLAYER. FOR THE ALLURE THAT PROVIDES.

