whats the best pokemon region ill go first hoenn
THE MAJORITY OF THE BEST DESIGNS. ARE FROM ALOLA OR PALDEA. IN TERMS OF THE BEST *GENERATION*. ALSO PALDEA. TERA IS THE PEAK OF GENERATIONAL GIMMICKS. NEVER TO BE SURPASSED.
FIGHT ME. SINNOH HAS NO SAUCE. ONLY AWKWARD STAT BLOCKS. THE ONLY SAUCE IN THE ENTIRETY OF SINNOH IS URSALUNA, WHO WASN'T ADDED UNTIL *GEN 8*. I GUESS THERE'S ALSO DARKRAI, BUT IT'S A MYTHICAL SO IT'S ONLY LEGAL FOR REGULATION J, AND IT'S ALSO KIND OF BORING? HALF THE FUN OF SMEARGLE WAS THAT PEOPLE HAD NO IDEA WHAT TO EXPECT BECAUSE IT COULD DO ANYTHING. DARKRAI ONLY DOES ONE THING.
SEE THIS IS THE KIND OF OBJECTIVE ANALYSIS I'M LOOKING FOR, PACKAGED IN THE FERAL, RABIES-BITE PACKAGE OF A DUMBASS WHO DOESN'T KNOW SHIT! WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE POKEMON OR THEIR COMPETITIVE VIABILITY, YOU ASS! BY THAT METRIC, PALDEA IS THE BEST REGION, EVEN IF THE GAMES ARE UNFINISHED, GLITCHY PIECES OF GARBAGE! YOU ARE FUCKING INSANE IF YOU THINK THIS IS THE CORRECT METRIC TO USE FOR 'BEST REGION'!
PALDEA *IS* THE BEST REGION IN ALL METRICS. THIS IS NOT A CONTROVERSIAL TAKE. ITS STORY IS OFTEN REFERRED TO AS "THE FIRST GOOD MAIN SCENARIO IN A POKEMON GAME" FOR GOOD REASON. YES, THEY MAKE YOU RUN TO A POKEMON CENTER EVERY TIME YOU TERA, BUT IT'S A SMALL PRICE TO PAY FOR THE BEST DESIGNS WITH THE BEST VGC FORMATS AND THE BEST GIMMICKS, WITH THE BEST CHARACTERIZATION AND LORE.
(PERSONALLY I WOULD ARGUE THAT BASE GEN 7 WAS THE FIRST GOOD MAIN SCENARIO. BUT PALDEA CAME TOGETHER IN THE MOST COHESIVE PACKAGE, WHILE HISUI HAD BALANCE ISSUES AND ALOLA TRIPPED OVER ITS OWN FORMULA FAR TOO OFTEN.)
(CAN'T COMMENT ON LUMIOSE YET. HAVEN'T TRIED IT, MAINLY BECAUSE IT DOESN'T USE THE TRADITIONAL DOUBLE BATTLE FORMULA.)
OKAY DON'T GET ME WRONG, I *LOVE* PALDEA. I CAN'T EVEN FAULT A LOT OF WHAT YOU'VE SAID HERE, BUT I WILL SAY THE ACTUAL LORE OF THE REGION IS KIND OF LACKING. THERE'S PLENTY OF CHARACTER SHIT, BUT THAT DOESN'T COUNT!
THEY'RE CALLING HER THE FASTEST PSYSPAMMER IN THE WEST. I JUST KNOW YOUR ASS USES THAT AWFUL STRATEGY.
I DON'T PLAY SINGLES SO THIS INSULT DOESN'T APPLY TO ME. RIGHT NOW I'M MAINING PERISH TRAP (M-GENGAR WITH RAIN+ARCHALUDON). BUT THAT'S MOSTLY BECAUSE OF AN ILL-ADVISED CURSE I LAID ON ANOTHER USER HERE. OUT OF THE FOUR BIG TEAMS IN M-A I ENJOY HAWLUCHA 1HK THE MOST. BEING ABLE TO SAY "WHAT FLOETTE? YOU ARE QUITE CERTAIN THERE HAS NEVER BEEN A FLOETTE IN THAT SLOT." WITH ONE MOVE, COMPLETELY IGNORING EVASION AND BULK, IS BEAUTIFUL.
PSYSPAM ISN'T A SINGLES EXCLUSIVE STRATEGY YOU FAKE FUCKING MORON! DO YOU THINK *I* PLAY SINGLES? I WOULDN'T BE CAUGHT DEAD! BUT YEAH THAT'S A PRETTY UNIQUE WAY TO DEAL WITH FLOETTE, I HAVE TO ADMIRE THAT. WE SHOULD TALK MORE ABOUT THIS SHIT, ITS CLEAR WE'RE PRETTY MUCH THE ONLY TWO PEOPLE ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE WHO ACTUALLY KNOW COMPETITIVE.