BATTER UP < JUST SAW A FAN OUT IN PUBLIC. YOU MIGHT ASK, THEY RECOGNIZED YOU? IN A BUGGY? YES. I WAS ON MY WAY TO PRACTICE AND THEY SAW ME IN MY BUGGY. MY VEHICLE AND I ARE INSTANTLY RECOGNIZABLE. MY VEHICLE FOR CONTEXT: HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/E9FEDAA02105.WEBP > HOMERUN

:33 < i crashed a golf cart like this into a wriggler day purrty once :33 < i was ripped off of catnip and was mauled by angry jade's afpurr
[[Tandakatan !]] Sounds rough brother I can only imagine the amount of fans you get jumped by on a daily basis. You truly are an idol ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
BATTER UP < THANK YOU. THERE'S NOTHING ROUGH ABOUT IT. ANY FAN OF BATTUR RUNMAN IS A FRIEND OF MINE. HAPPY TO MAKE THINGS JUST A LITTLE BETTER FOR THEM. > HOMERUN
[[Tandakatan !]] This brother is why you are truly an icon Btw what kind of persons your type ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡
BATTER UP < PLEASE DO NOT SAY THE G WORD ON MY POST. IT IS AN INFERIOR BALL SPORT. OH YES. LET'S HIT A MUCH SMALLER BALL INTO A TINY HOLE. THERE'S ONLY MURDER IN THE ALMOST-COOL ONES WHERE THEY FILL THE SAND TRAP WITH LANDMINES. SLAUGHTER SPHERE ONLY, PLEASE. THANK YOU. I HOPE THE MAULING WENT FINE. > HOMERUN

:33 < it ended alright. :33 < golf
BATTER UP < MY PUBLICIST HAS ASKED ME NOT TO ANSWER THIS QUESTION DIRECTLY, ASSUMING YOU MEAN ROMANTICALLY. INSTEAD I WILL SPEAK BROADLY - ANY PERSON WITH THE WILL TO PICK UP THE BAT AND SWING IT. UNLESS YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL AND DOING SO BADLY, JUST HAVING THE PUSHER TO TRY AND OBLITERATE ANY PATHETIC SPHERES COMING YOUR WAY IS ENOUGH TO FILL ME WITH JOY. > HOMERUN
[[Tandakatan !]] https://i.postimg.cc/NFrWzP9K/Screenshot-20260512-072738.png ⸜(。˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡



