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I DONT WANT TO GET PREGNANT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #pregnancy
I GET IT.
DONT TALK TO ME EVER AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DUH, OF COURSE I DO. DID YOU THINK I FORGOT?
ID HATE HAVING YOU AS AN AUSPISTICE.
hey, vwould appreciate it if vwe didn't lump my vwirulent distate for plumpydumpies vwith vwoman hatred. i lovwe lesbians. definitely my third favworite pailhub category. any #notfat girl lovwers looking for a third? #vwould #yuriday
alright, i don't see anyone else talking about it, so i'm gonna take one for the team, cuz i'm such a helpless sap. the mob's gonna pillory me for this one, but they did that to troll davwid bowvie during his thin vwhite duke era too. and guess vwhat? man's still a LEGEND. yeah, i bet some of you bastards regret making such bulgenoses out of yourselvwes nowv that the guy's dead. RIP ziggy. so fat chicks. vwe gotta stop pretending they're hot, okay? ivw'e had enough of the performativwe charades. i'm tired of playing. nobody actually vwants to fuck flabby, buckets of lard vwith tits attached. there. i said it. since time immemorial men havwe nevwer found fat chicks fit. the ones vwho do are desperate. vwanna knowv vwhy cats choose to pork landvwhales? it's cuz they're easy. all you gotta do is make her feel sexy, and ugly betty vwill be vwrapped around your little finger. doesn't matter if you're lying to her fatty mcfat fat face. these girls notoriously havwe no self-esteem. nowv nook is nook. once you're inside it doesn't really matter vwhat size pants the broad vwears. you just shut your eyes and imagine prime pamela anderson. that's vwhat i do, anyvway. evwen vwhen i'm polishing the pearl, i'm still thinking about pammy vwhile i piston my spit-plastered fist vwithout abandon. vwham bam thank you ma'am. it might feel good in the moment but you gotta consider the optics. you don't vwant to be knowvn as a chubby chaser. gross. and nowv you'vwe got desperate fat sluts piling onto you, crushing you under their prodigious amounts of belly fat, begging for attention and combos. no, thank you. hard pass. that ain't the life for me. i like my girlies coke skinny. #nsfwv #nsfwve #substance
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan vwants. usually this means dealing wvith her lusus issues. she wvants a masculine figure to giwve control to so that she can pretend like she isnt messed up about mommy. her loss is your gain. theyre also usually drinking too much of the seer juice, so doing stuff they vwouldnt expect is a good in. that or shes drinking the soporifics, dont see this one super often, but the vway to take advwantage of that is obwvious. wvhatewver it is, just position yourself as someone she can giwve control to. a fawvorite line of mine is "wvhos gonna believwe me anyvways?" my personal fawvorite is the "oh no please dont" style rose. this is the one that showvs off wvhat shes got, puts herself into situations, but acts frosty anywvays. think of her like a meovwbeast. you cant come on too quick, you gotta let her come to you, figure out vwhat she wvants. a good compliment vwill usually set her off in the right wvay, preferably something crass as possible to immediately get her off-balance. tits or ass wvorks, though some vwont be impressed by that, so get creatiwve! once youwve got her on the defensiwve you can figure out vwhat her thing is. does she get off to the shame of being seen around a dude like you? do her knees go vweak at the idea of taking orders? cant handle some trollhandling? shell hiss and scratch a little, but keep up the pressure and shell crack. shell get all blushy evwen as she snarks, and shell call you a creep but she wvont stop you. these ones lowve getting taken somewvhere priwvate to "chevw you out" wvhen really they just wvant an excuse to giwve you the chance to feel em up evwen more obwviously. then youwve got the magic dabblers. magic is fake as hell, obvwiously, i think vwhat they technically do is majykks or howvevwer you spell it. doesnt matter. these ones are bored as hell and theyre wvilling to make it just about anyones, uhh... the opposite of a problem. you see a rose thinking about testing a spell from some spooky tome on herself, encourage it, shes one of these. if they can find some excuse to giwve you the reins, they wvill. find a vway to justify your ovwn magical acumen. these are usually the type wvho wvanna givwe up control, wvanna stop thinking, so take charge and giwve that to em. i think if you leawve any rose alone vwith an esoteric tome long enough she becomes one of these, so go for it if thats vwhat youre into. if youvwe got a rose vwho doesnt seem to fall into either category, but youre sure she could like dudes, then you gotta mold her yourself. make jabs at her competence, emphasize hovw easy it is for you to push her around physically, make her feel small. shell push back, but youre prodding at stuff shes already thinking about herself. shell nevwer accept you as her equal so you gotta tear her dovwn until shes about to implode, then offer yourself as a shoulder to cry on. a confidante. she can trust you, vwho wvould you tell, vwho wvould believwe you? then you make your mowve. make her feel useful, use her, make her think that givwing you her body is just as good as wvovwing you wvith her mind. you gotta be her rock. the genetic predisposition to soporifics abuse is a great help here. shes used to feeling this wvay, ewven if she cant admit it, you gotta make it feel good. make her associate this state vwith pleasure, wvith you. if you can do that, youvwe got her in the palm of your hand. alright, time for the rating bod: roses havwe a lotta wvariance, ivwe seen em scrawvny and iwve seen em curvwy as hell. bonus points for being blonde and making the best faces vwhen theyre mad. 8/10 vwariety: 9/10 you can get a rose for just about any mood you might havwe, but theyll usually act grumpy about it ease: you gotta wvork a little bit to make a rose put out, but theyre usually entertaining enough its not frustrating. 6/10 personality: i lovwe em for their rambling, makes for fun banter, but i can see hovw itd put some people off. the ice queen schtick really does it for me those 7/10 ovwerall? ten outta ten babes, cant complain. im alwvays happy to see a nevw rosie in the bubbles and figure out her deal. usually her deal ends up being an unhealthy obsession vwith xeno-biology
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ARE YOU PROJECTING? LOL.
THATS what an OBSESSED TROLL would say.
♥️ to keep me here. ♠️ to send me off to space.
LIKING my EVERY POST and REPLY? JUST MOTHERFUCKING OBESSED. #VAGUEPOSTING
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Concept, I Am Sat On Your Lap And Our Mouths Are Crashing Against Each Other Between Each Gasping Breath And Moan, I've Just Undone Your Zipper. You Need It And I Know You Do. I Ask If I Can Set The Mood And You Say Yes. I Get Up To Put On Music. It's Buddy Holly. How Quickly Do You Draw Your Weapon To Cull Me? That Is The Question. #nsfw #nsfc
I Am Kissing Your Little Forehead And Squishing Your Cheeks.
IMAGINE NOT KNOWING what TROLL IRELAND is.
I MISS my MATESPRITKISMESISMOIRAILAUSPISTICISM-SHIP.