
X Man I got up to some real serious shit in my blackout holy fucking arson #substance #violence x

X Wait were you there??? x

Probably???? I was blackout drunk last thing I remember was teleporting between a whole crap ton of random places before waking up in the middle of random field So if something was going on last night it's are I was there even if just briefly

X …do you have a top hat similar to the one in my profile pic with you? x

Let me check my pile of drunken "treasures" ... Uh how much do you value this top hat Like hypothetically if it was damaged how much would you care

X Tf do you mean damaged. x

Hypothetically!!! Purely hypothetical With a hypothetical dent in it And bite marks A fuck ton of hypothetical bite marks

X Well to answer your question I’m hypothetically willing to get violent over my hat. #violence x

Well it's good this talk is all hypothetical Out of curiosity and no particular reason do you now what the captchalogue code on your hat is Like again hypothetically

X What the fuck is a captchalog code? x

Haha okay nevermind Don't worry I'll get it back to you in pristine condition