https://i.imgur.com/lhS4KhR.png π²βπβπ»ππΈπ ππππ ππΈππππΈπππβπ, πΈπ»ππΌβππΌββπβπ! π² ( αβκβα) < My name is GYGAAX BHILDR! And I will be your guide on your quest. - I am a level 12 CHAOTIC GOOD OLIVEBLOODED CLERIC with PROFICIENCY in the following skills and/or abilities: Performance, Laughcrobatics, Medisassination, Denature, Insight, Constitution Saving Throws, Wisdom Saving Throws, "Palling Around", Clinical Psychology, FLARP, and Roleplay! I also developed "CAVERNS 'n CULLBEASTS", the robust talk-o-th'tavern Tabletoppling experience everyone's chittering about!!!! βοΈπ‘οΈπππππβπΎ π½πβ πΈ βπΈβππ? πΉ π‘οΈ Be it of one, or two, or three, or more!!! I'm able to handle come one, come all! ( αβκβα) < HIP HIP HUZZAH! - Interpersonal quadrant resolution sparring!!! - Self-actualization through CHARACTER SHEETS!!! - Duels "TO THE DEATH" of your insecurities!!! - SPECIALLY equipped to handle Polyquandary of ANY quadrant(s)!!! - Self-improvement, leveling the self, self-attunement! - What humans call "THERAPY"!!!!!! - Hemoanon? Hemonoproblem! We offer signlessly discrete "paling around"!!!! - Caverns 'n Cullbeasts every other dusk each third of the perigee!!! - VVarhammer 400k every other dawn each first of the perigee!!! - Majyyk : The Scattering, Fiduspawn, and Jujuioh on ALL major tourney days!!! - Inquire in DMS!!!!! - And much, much more! Inquire today, and don't be shy! I'm always one of many an outwardly lookin' eye!
WHAT A CURIOUSLY ABUNDANT SKILL SET YOU HAVE THERE. I FIND MYSELF FIGHTING MY DEMONS ON A DAILY BASIS AND MY MASSIVE TOBACCO ADDICTION, WOULD YOU BE ABLE TO HELP WITH SUCH THINGS?
( αβκβα) < Course I could, Mr. Smokin' Jacket! Might I say that's a mighty fine set of equippables you got on. They tell a story, if you don't mind me spinnin' a yarn to tell it... ( αβκβα) < Yain't much of a fighter, are you, mister Sassacre? Pardon my saying. Thumbin' over the outlines of your CHARACTER SHEET 'ere, says you're more of a witty sort. A lover. A loner. The candidness with which ya up 'n hoofy up to a thing like a massive tobacco addiction... ( αβκβα) < Makes my belly rumble somethin' fierce! Laughter abounds! You got a dark sense 'o humor. Navigate yer highest highs and lowest lows with humor aplenty...but I can't help but twiddle my touch stump against my lower lip wonderin'... ( αβκβα) < If the secret source o' your humor itself is not joy, or uncaring, but sorrow. There ain't no humor in heaven. And there wasn't but one solitary smile inked into word that knew not the pains 'o heartbreak...just my speculation, sir! Hope I can help ya!
WHAT A DEEP AND CUTTING YARN YOU HAVE THERE YOUNG LAD. I FEEL AS IF I'VE BEEN READ THROUGH LIKE A BOOKLET.. MAYBE EVEN A CHARACTER SHEET. MY STATISTICS AND "SKILL SET" SPLAYED OUT FOR THE WORLD TO SEE AS CLEARLY AS YOU HAVE. YOU'VE HAD ME FACE WHAT MAKES ME SO DISTINCT AND UNIQUE IN THIS WORLD FROM A VIEWPOINT OUTSIDE MY OWN. I'LL HAVE TO DO SOME MUCH NEEDED SELF REFLECTION POST HASTE. IT IS TRUE THIS WORLD OF SORROW AND HORRORS HAVE SHAPED THIS ONCE BRITTLE PIECE OF COAL INTO A WHITEY COMEDIC DIAMOND TO SUPPRESS MULTITUDES. I'LL BE SPEAKING TO MY WIFE AT OUR NEXT WEEKLY DINNER AT OUR LOCAL "DENNYS" ABOUT YOUR BRIGHT YOUNG WIT AND ASSISTANCE. EXPECT A DRONE TO VISIT SOON.