My favourrite get-out-of-clown-jail-frree-carrd is rrippin' off my own limbs. Y'all find that shit hilarrious.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 I am actually giggling right now, I cannot tell a lie. #honk 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Aw grreat my trrick still worrks. Bet ya would love it if i rripped off a second limb. #gorre
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Nah, the same joke twice just doesn't hit as hard. But you could you know start running around screaming in a circle as the stump starts spraying blood everywhere! 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
Ehh last time they said th' scrreams werre too fake. Maybe I oughta trry losin' an eye again orr somethin'. #gorre
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 EYE can SEE where you are taking that, and EYE APPROVE! #honk 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
noted. ain't plannin' on goin' t' any shows but it's good t' know my options.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 Although I am no longer associated with the CLurch, I still have plenty of valid tickets to give out, here have a few, give them to your friends, give them to your enemies, it's all in fun. These are valid anytime and anywhere! #4freeticketstotheshow 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀
thank ya kindly ferr th' offerr but i'll have t' pass.
𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 No worries. We shall not judge. 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀