CURRENT OBSERVATIONS INCLUDE THAT, CYCLICALLY, THE SITE EXPERIENCES A FEW SLOW HOURS AROUND THIS TIME, INDICATING A SORT OF WEIGHT TO THE 'TIMEZONES' THAT PEOPLE ARE USING HERE. WHICH IS KIND OF FUCKING FASCINATING TO THINK ABOUT CONSIDERING HOW EVERYONE IS DIALLING IN FROM INFINITE FUCKING MINUTIAE OF BULLSHIT TIMELINE RODEO. HOW IS THIS *NOT* FASCINATING?

"= i prefer the quiet hours. it gives us. more time per post. which can be good. ="

I believe that your perspective of the website is dialed in to your perspective of time. I *know* some individuals on this website come from the future, yet are interacting with their present day selves. As a result, there's a sort of temporal mass hysteria regarding timezones. The program is somewhat similar to the temporal memos that you're likely familiar with. Chalkbox, an iteration of yourself, locked in the chastity that is eternal Felt servitude alongside yours truly, has shown me, indirectly, said memos. How does it know who is future, and who is past? It's based off of some sort of strange signatures built into the software. Yet, you commune simultaneously all the same. This is without the intervention of a 'time player'. I hope this lends to a greater understanding of the mechanics behind Chittr.
HHHUH. OKAY. I'LL HAVE TO GET SOLLUX TO LOOK INTO THIS, AND ALSO ARADIA I GUESS IF ITS SOME TIME BULLSHIT. UGH, IF I CAN *EVER* INSPIRE HER INTO ACTION BEYOND BEING PRESENT FOR VOTES. THIS INFORMATION WAS CRITICAL. THE BLOOD EMPEROR THANKS YOU FOR YOUR CO-OPERATION.

Sure thing. I guess.

you can proooooobably explain it with some wierd time stuff and timezones or like some cosmic entrophy meaning that during these times no one posts but liiiiiiiike realistically its just that sometimes times line up and people gotta be not here ya know i mean we got jobs im sure you get it you cant be sittin on your candy red tinted butt cheeks all day doin nothin hehehe i leave all that time shit to the pros and just say 'people be busy' and leave it at that
