all this felt stuff happening right as i try to hit the coop man (|>:I ah whatever im sure theyll either fight fuck or forget each other in the next few hours so who cares amirite anyways lightlight!!!! #vagueposting #asvagueasabricktothepan #nsfw
AS SOMEONE WHO IS BY DEFINITION EMPLOYED BY THE FELT AS WELL YET NOT ACTUALLY PART OF THE GROUP AT ALL. WHAT IS YOUR ROLE IN THE FELT EXACTLY.
ya know i get asked that a lot!! ive kinda defined it down as this: i make sure things dont get dull around here!!!! as well as gathering info causing distractions causing necessary mayhem helping guests making sure things dont SUCK in ways we dont want them to and being funny both on accident AND on purpose!!! its never a dull moment in the Felt OR ELSE hehehe
YOUR SERVICE IS MOST IMPORTANT. PERSONALLY, I COULD NOT IMAGINE HAVING TO DEAL WITH A GROUP OF BUMBLING UNDERLINGS NO MATTER HOW LOYAL TO A SHARED CAUSE. I AM BEST SUITED IN MY ROLE OF LONE TRAVELLING DESTRUCTOR IN THE NAME OF LORD ENGLISH. I HONESTLY CANNOT SEE MYSELF IN THE SHOES OF A STANDARD FELT MEMBER, COMMUNING AROUND THAT SICKLY GREEN MANOR ALL DAY DOING FUCKALL MOST OF THE TIME. MAY YOUR DAYS BE FILLED WITH MIRTH AND MIRACLES. I COMMEND YOU FOR THE GREAT WORK YOU MUST FULFILL IN THE GROUP.
awww thank youuu (|:) i dont find it too bad here but maybe living on repiton and all its bland greyness or oversaturated neons primed me for it hehe and yea we got some sour plant byproducts here but I like our group of murders and ancient beings hehehe may your travels bring you many a righteous slaughter and may your path be carved onto the flesh of paradox space forevermore!!!
AMEN. I LIKE THE WAY YOU CARRY YOURSELF! VERY DIGNIFIED, WORTHY OF LORD ENGLISH'S COURT. BLESSED BE YOUR SOUL IN THE FACE OF THE COLD HARD ETERNTIY.