THIS EVIL SELF SHIT IS SO FUCKING STUPID, AS IF MOST OF US DIDN'T SPEND SO LONG TRAVERSING THE BUBBLES THAT WE'VE OUTRIGHT *MET* THE WORST VERSIONS OF OURSELVES. HELL, I'VE SEEN THE WORST VERSION OF MYSELF ON THIS PLATFORM! WHAT WOULD 'EVIL KARKAT' EVEN ENTAIL? NOT LIKING ROMCOMS ISN'T AN EVIL TRAIT IT JUST MEANS YOU HAVE A STICK UP YOUR ASS ABOUT SOME SOLID GOLD MEDIA THAT YOU'RE MISSING OUT ON FOR NO REASON OTHER THAN YOU INSIST ON POINTLESS PRIDE.
i was sayin evil karkat would text u romantic texts bc u usually bitch at urself nonstop on all timelines but go off ig
We're in talks to have him formally recognized as The Casanova. It's a gr8 title that's only ever used for the most am8itious of quadrant pursuers! Fortun8tely for us all, Karkat seems to 8e willing to 8ear the yoke of that responsi8ility. Everyone say thank you Karkat!!!!!!!!
u know what just for that i want 2 fight u again smh
evil karkat be like: "youre right, i am being too angry and should calm down"
your fucking WHAT.
Aw hey Sollux! Long time no talk! Or see, for that matter. Yeah, things got kind of serious a 8it ago? There's not a huge amount to talk a8out, aside from when apparently Karkat hosted a movie night and got a little heated with Damara???????? Anyway, we've 8een living together for a while now, and that whole threat situ8tion pushed my 8uttons all sorts of wrong, and now we're here! D8ting. Hopefully that clears things up! In retrospect, it's pro8a8ly WAY overdue. I mean, I'll 8e real, I did have a little crush 8ack when we were 8arely more than wigglers, 8ut from what I can tell, we all did. I guess there's just something a8out that shouting that drives trolls wild. Hopefully you can forgive a girl for swooping in while the swooping was good........ you aren't trying to indic8te jealousy here, right?
im already pitch with my kk. i just didnt expect two ever hear that fr0m you.
Oh yes, 8ecause of all trolls, Vriska Serket is the one that's the most str8tforward! Come on. I know you've got your 8ias against me, 8ut you shouldn't act stupid a8out things just 8ecause you platonically h8 me.
? i just mean i never expected you and kk tw0 actually date. imagine reading lmao.