
The real question is if someone existed who scratched every sexual itch you have, would you let them tattoo their name on you if they asked?

oH BrOtHa tHiS AiN'T It hOnK HoNk hOnK

Ew. No. I mean the ones that are borderline illegible. It’d be funny as fuck.

yOu uNdErStAnD ThIs iS LiKe wOrSe rIgHt??? HoNkHoNkHoNk

Dude. What metal are you listening to? One second.

Like this.

sO A SyMmEtRiCaL TrIbAl tHaT'S AlSo lIkE YeR NaMe. bRo i jUsT TyPeD In a fOnT GeNeRaToR To gEt tHe vIbEs pIcKy bOuT My mEtAl

Didn’t have the right shape, ruined the vibe. But the point was to be obnoxious and not sexy. If I wanted sexy I’d say something subtle on the hip.

yOu a oDd oNe mAn bUt m sUrE A JaKe sOmEwHeRe wOuLd tOtAlLy bEnD OvEr bAcKwArDs n gEt iT (o: AnD A NoThErFuCkEr cAn't fInD No mOrE Of yEr rEcEnT NsFw, GoTtA KeEp iT FaIr n nOt gO BaCk tOo fAr. wHaT My sEvEn pOiNtS GeT Me?

The last person I’d want getting my name on them is Jake. But sure. Points. Seven is a decent number. Let’s stay on theme, you’ve got a hot mouth to use if you want one.

dEcEnT? oNlY GoT OnE WrOnG BrO (o: MiGhTy gOoD I ThInK! hOnK HoNk mY PrIzE Is gEtTiN To mAcK On yA. hOnK HoNk yEaH ThAt tRaCkS. lEmMe cAsH In tHeN (o:


