
Need some crazy intense foreplay right now.

n iF I WaS AsKiN WhIcH WaS WhIcH YoU AiN'T TeLlIn? (o:

More fun if you guess.

oOo a mOtHeRfUcKeR Do lIkE A NiCe lIl gAmE BeTwEeN HoMiEs. (o: LeMmE GaNdEr wHaT I Up n mIsSeD

Let me know which ones you think are true. Maybe you’ll get a reward if you guess enough correctly.

sOrRy gOt aLl sOrTsA DiStRaCtEd sEeIn yOu wAs lIkE 5'3. tHe wAyS I CoUlD FoLd yOu mOtHeRfUcKeR!

You could, but you’d have to ask real prettily first.

wElL If yOu lOoKiN FoR CrAzY InTeNsE AnYtHiNg mAn i'm yEr fUcKiN TrOlL. oNlY GoN HuRt yA HoW Ya lIkE, iF YoU'D Be sO MoThErFuCkIn gEnErOuS To lEt mE HuRt yA (o:

Like I said, ask sweetly and I’ll be inclined to match your freak.

dAmN SwEeTeR ThAn tHaT? pLeAsE DiRk, AlLoW A MoThErFuCkEr tO MaKe yOu sQuIrM, tO SqUeEzE N TeAsE Ya jUsT A LiL?

Good boy. Doors open.