wHy aRe tHeRe sO MaNy dAvEs.
weve travelled back into the past to tell you an important message that only we can entrust you with and no one else
fIrSt: Do yOu rEaLlY WaNt mOrE GaMzEeS? SeCoNd: ThEy'rE PrObAbLy dEaD tHiRdLy: FuCk i dUnNo.
eW.
tHeN ThEy'd bE LiMiTeD To tHeIr tImElInE.
you say ew but when the entire planet is relying on you for this crucial info youre going to say "fuck man i cant believe i doubted that one dave and the other daves that came back to the present to relay a very important message theyve entrusted me with and no one else god bless they done saved the day" word for word
tHeN WhY CaN'T YoU Do iT?
do you want to be a goddamn hero or are we doomed
wE'Re dOoMeD. dOnT TrY To mAkE A HeRo oUt oF A GuY WhO AtTeMpTeD To dOoM ThE NaRrAtIvE FrOm tHe sTaRt aS SoOn aS He gOt iNcLuDeD.
gOoD FoR YoU.