
ok, i’ve decided i quit being a secretary for my 3 other bosses. @timelessGadabout and i will continue employment under strider’s management. thank you for the opportunity, but TOODLES. :)

i love being the favorite

what the FUCK

i took you in when nobody would. gave you a job. got you back on your feet and... this? this is how you fucking repay me? FINE! i'M going to drink a beer in the ablution trap

ok.. fine, i’ve had a change of heart. dave can be your manager instead, how’s that.

i quit

you dont get severance pay btw you havent cleared your 30 day probationary period

i don'T like this anymore it'S sounding like i was employed for a moment and it wasn'T just some fun little joke on chittr and that'S scary

dont worry i know how to retain the chud status quo without negatively impacting your chudly reputation

mr guynax youre fired

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (thanks)