Ferrum Hezelo
@contentiousFerocity
he/him | I may be a total loser, but I'm the coolest goddamn loser you'll ever meet [OOC: vast error/thaumatrope oc, mostly on here for fun.]
:+> [Cigarette packs take so much longer to finish without him. Not in a cute way tho I mean it in the sense that he's always taking my fuckin cigs.] >:/: #substance
:+> [@minaciousMenticide You WILL be paying me back for those by the way. Fucker.]
:+> [Been trying to sync up me and my pitch partners dreams so I can terrorize and annoy the ever loving shit out of him in different dimensions. It has yet to work but I know I'll get him one day.]
pissed_off_and_got_chased_down_by_a_few_mirthies_while_out_and_about_earlier always_hilarious_when_they_realize_my_skull_is_literally_too_thick_to_be_affected_by_that_magic_purple_bullshit_lmao
:+> [Man you seriously gotta stop doing that shit. You're gonna get your ass kicked eventually if you keep it up I'm calling it right here.] >:/:
:+> [Yeah, I do. Sure would be nice to see you get what you deserve, fucker.] <3<
:+> [Smoke break.] #substance https://i.postimg.cc/SK7KSRrT/IMG-6408.png
nic e piercings
⋆｡˚₊‧ ଳ Oh fuck that's cool how'd you dye the fire patterns like that
and_you_didn't_bother_to_invite_me? ouch_babe
:+> [Man get the fuck outta my replies no one asked you.] >:/:
:+> [Tbh I just kinda wing it most the time. My hair grows back stupid fast so dying it this way is second nature at this point.]
:+> [Can my thinkpan stop trying to fucking kill me this is like the 10th headache I've gotten this wice.]
Get better soon—
:+> [Am I going insane or am I just fucking blind I swear there used to be an option to delete posts but I don't see it anymore. Either it never existed and I hallucinated that shit somehow or I'm just stupid and can't find it.]
~i don’t think there’s ever been a delete option
:+> [Weird, I could've sworn there was. Whatever I'm not gonna question it further.]
:+> [Is it bad I kinda miss my kismesis even tho he was literally JUST over. Like yea he's annoying as hell but he's kinda fun to hang around with I guess. If you just ignore his bullshit and literally everything else about him.] :+> [I swear they better not fucking see this or I'm gonna voluntarily take a swim in the black depths and never be seen again I do NOT need that embarrassment in my life rn.]
I think you'll bee zeeing the depthz.
id l love to p post actively but i d dont know what to say
oo]worst Kind Of Ragebait Is When Someone Uses The Wrong 'your' On Purpose[oo
:+> [I'm about two nanoblinks away from falling asleep on this damn couch. Holy fuck I'm exhausted.]
as a wisE man oncE said "risE with thE moon, go to bEd with thE sun" or somE shit idk i nEvEr rEad homnstoc
:+> [You know, if I didn't have stuff to do tomorrow I would probably follow through with that advice and do my own thing but unfortunately that's not the case.]
:+> [UPDATE: After my many MANY attempts to get him to leave I decided to just accept my fate. Whatever, I have a chance to annoy him back. Not my fault he decided to swing by when I'm already not in a great mood.] https://i.postimg.cc/BvZk0zXK/photo.png
(( dude this art SLAPS the palette usage is epic
can you take another one kissing (tags: kismesissitude, piercings, pitch fling, kiss, archive rating: T)
:+> [Yeah until you see how he acts off camera. Or on camera for that matter.]
nice_to_see_you_too_babe <3< thanks_for_letting_me_crash_by_the_way~ :y
:+> ["Letting you" is a gross exaggeration to make considering you quite literally barged into my hive like you owned the place. Fucker.] <3<
:+> [Urrrghhhhh. Kismesis decided to barge into my hive while I was cleaning up the mess from my lusus. I swear the guy has no conception of "knocking" or even, I dunno, GIVING ANY FUCKING HEADS UP WHATSOEVER. Jackass.]
♯yourrage is ♯theirpleasure ♯btw ♯thatswhatitsallabout
:+> [Yeah yeah, I'm aware. Doesn't mean I'm not allowed to be annoyed at him for showing up unannounced tho.] >:1: