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sipping my peach tea in a little 8lue8ell cup 8ecause I am oh so tiny
H'llo!! 'm glad t' be spendin' another night here on Chittr...!
my ma7e$pr¡7 ¡$ $!eep¡n9 nex7 7o me and $he !ook$ $o adorab!e <3
just did thꙮse 2 ꙮr 3 things. i'm ready nꙮw. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
guns are fo.r puss:es
I khomplain about work but, mmh... It is good to be busy, sometimes. To work in silenkhe, only myself and my equipment for khompany, and autopsy reports to okhkhupy my mind.
(( https://chittr.ing/profile/curseStitcher/abcd7176-eec8-4028-9e67-08e63ee4d820 reposting bc i really like it... I'll add the image to its pinned at some point! But damn that's a lotta scrolling... ))
ᛝ ... It wonders if it should warn them ... ᛝ ᛝ But it has a standard of confidentiality with its clients. ᛝ ᛝ To breach that would be shake trust. ᛝ ᛝ So it will not. ᛝ ᛝ It can only say that someone on this site who has been cursed by it in the past should be very wary. ᛝ ᛝ It is not the only one capable of cursing, it was just the first that was approached. ᛝ
--E√ I learned the other day that humans evolved darker pigmentaʇion to protect them from their sun's rays breaking down certain vitamins in their body. Thank you, Human Wikifeedia.
In The Spirit Of The Holiday, I Will Be Dressing In A Long, Velvet Cape And Playing The Organ In A Candle Lit Abandoned Cathedral.
[Scanning...] ... perhapz. while He. iz azleep. thiz one. could. zee. a mediculler. [Target designated.]
[Scanning...] thank. you. for the. offer. [Target designated.]
--E√ Glad I taste good.
--E√ You are welcome!
--E√ Alright. Here are the coords to target: [File sent: blood_coords.loc]
--E√ Ah. Appearifier? I might be able to getcha some of my blood. I captcha'd some to get the alchemy code for my goth friend ages ago...
[Scanning...] many. interezting onez. to. obzerve. [Target designated.]
.as .a previous worker .in maid cafe, .i suggest some warm tea with biscuits for .everyone. #maid
--E√ Interesting.
Pretty much, it's hard to keep ye self entertained after livwing so long, at least I still got me rum to keep me company in these trying times. #substance
Until I guess I drop dead, like any sailor does.
Personally, I enjoy the quiet it's rather peaceful.
have .a piece .of cake, please.
< 𓏲ּ𝄢☤his Is A Given Since M𖥠s☤ ☤r𖥠lls Are Asleep. . .
Blagh The economy
"= i dunno. go to the polar region. and i have heard of. ancient seadwellers in the permafrost just waiting to be unfrozen. ="
That's nutrientslop, you only eat it because it is good for you. -^3
[BEGIN MESSAGE] [ACTION:QUERY] what if i changed my perz0na|ity c0ding and became mean 0n|ine? [END MESSAGE]
In my experience. And I am infinitely familiar with pitch feelings because I get mad when I know a loved one could do better. Find hot guy. Or hot girl. Make them your rival. Fantasize about making out. Next step is ??? And the last one is profit.
i l𖦹vE 𝇋|𝇌hIs 𝇋|𝇌Ea i g𖦹𝇋|𝇌 𝇋|𝇌Ha𝇋|𝇌'S LiKe, VaRi𖦹uS FrUi𝇋|𝇌s aNd mIn𝇋|𝇌. w𖦹rD
=oXO i hope everyone is happy and mostly healthy this evening¡¡¡¡ =oXO
yo.ure allo.w=D to. have l:ke two. maybe three allerg:es MAX after that cys
I WARNEED YOU ABOUT SSTAIRSS BRO I TOLD YOU DAWG!
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(V)(',,')(V) the people cant deny my nat℧ral aegyo
it's strange. isn't it. how you can have nothing. no present. no future. and still feel inclined to live.
< 𓏲ּ𝄢yes. . .
dr:nk:ng blOod :s l:terally f:ne
I'm not going 2 change my name on the site but...I am using Lalonde as my last name
Shit... gotta fabricate one more part and then install it. Can't wait ta get this baby on the road for a test drive. Finish line's right on the horizon.
< 𓏲ּ𝄢i☤ Can Be. . .
Blood doєs tєnd to bє wąrm in thє body so pєrhąps thąt is whąt thєy ąrє rєfєrring to chuchu?
you be!¡eve ¡n me? abou7 wha7?
I Love A Good Daisy Chain As Much As The Next Troll, But It Is A Tad Inconvenient When The Centers Nip At My Palms.
IIt's thee thoovvght thaat coovvnts ( ◜‿◝ )
☆I’ll maKe sure to send some losers to your place of worK lol☆
¡ wan7 her $o bad ¡7$ obv¡ou$
(V)(',,')(V) yo casteism is lowkey bad
(｡Ó﹏Ò｡) (,; ⩌ ;,)(,; ⩌ ;,)(,; ⩌ ;,)(,; ⩌ ;,)(,; ⩌ ;,)(,; ⩌ ;,)(,; ⩌ ;,)(,; ⩌ ;,)(,; ⩌ ;,)(,; ⩌ ;,)(,; ⩌ ;,)(,; ⩌ ;,)(,; ⩌ ;,)(,; ⩌ ;,)(,; ⩌ ;,)(,; ⩌ ;,)(,; ⩌ ;,) d0 y0u pr0mise!?
gruuhhTHERES BoooNES EVERYWHERE ooooooPS FUCK MY LIFE(¬ºཀ°)¬
【he∫∫∫ooo, i have a ☾ute ∫itt∫e wound on my arm and a pat☾h of bruises that ☾ou∫d rea∫∫y use some TL☾ ...】
(｡Ó﹏Ò｡) y0u d0nt kn0w thxt (⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝)(⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝)(⸝⸝๑﹏๑⸝⸝)
>-8==— or maybe just the one hehe...
☆you get me, I dig that☆
Thanks to everyone who was able to stop by and hang out! I'll definitely host again sometime!
☆man I need to fuKKin blast a hole in something im so bored and wound up☆
Got the music bumpin'. Cracked open a bottle of 'shine and Ah'm about ta get my hands dirty on yet another project. My toolbox hates ta see me comin'.
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The chemistry between these two men is undeniable- dare I say, "squee-worthy." Truly, there is no sweeter affection than one built upon professional respect. 'Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?!' is a must see if you love yaoi, business men, or have a working pump biscuit. Posted from the Water Cooler #CanItRunHAL - MC Oleana
they're wringing me xut intx a series xf test tubes at wxrk txmxrrxw. - xx
:< the process of canning goods is quite meditative :< i would recommend it
Keep yer funny up, Ah believe in ya wholeheartedly.
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¡m proud of you vyeper
✧જ⁀ Go for it! Just let me finish this sandwich!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
✧જ⁀ Got done!!! Training awhile ago!!! Blood is still a-flowing!!! And now Im happily enjoying a meal of PB&PB&Js!!! d:D #food =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
Most folks don't wanna hear that kinda talk is all. So Ah thought that was amusin'.
Ah mean if Ah'm fuckin' with cellular function at best there's some tissue damage dependin' on the RNA and at worse Ah just caused catastrophic cellular dysfunction. But don't worry Ah can just twist it back it's fiiine.
Aw c'mon. Just a little, for the bit. Ah'll put it back the way it was after, swear.
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2hiit mayb3. Ill hit you up
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Hello Dearie
@t3mora2olution2inc i2 th3 bo22 lady
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Troll Ryan Gosling, I am happy for you~! It's a comical circumstance that I should find out on Chittr~! I am most eager to see the film on the big screen, but I'm wondering why I never received a call~! They must have not had a role for a strong, handsome indigo~! Haha~! What a shame~! #Gladiating #Madiating https://cdn~.imgchest~.com/files/bccc231c6876~.png
I aint tryin to b3 Zabrak LMAO Im obviou2ly th3 upgrad3.
"= seen. ="
Well, not feedin' the trolls is a good move too. Er... as internet trolls, not uh... yer species. Sorry.
"= if you can't find it. create it. ="
Bonfire's still going strong for those who might wanna stop by! It's pretty quiet, and not expected to be a totally wild thing, so if you're one who's usually overwhelmed by Chittr events, this might be a good one for you to stop by at! https://msparp.chat/lornsbackyard
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ Oh no I didn't say it wasn't. Just that it's trivial. Something can be trivial & interesting. Like Jenga! ]
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ If I may ask to any stranger reading their timeline, what's a warble (song) that you particularly enjoy? Doing some research, I suppose.. ]
*looking out the open door and nothing preventing me from doing anything* ohh... no... oh no I'm grounded.
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ Kidnapping plot is trivial. What you need is a romance plot that ends terribly. Sylink can vouch. @singularityManifest ]
"= oh they're making clone clones. ha. i am lucky. i have mine under control. ="
do you guys ever lay in bed and listen to die your daughter by susannah joffe on loop or are you normal anyways look at what im listening to #bangeralert
Ah- r🪡ght, where are my manners? Yºu can all call me Kal🪡ta, ºr Kall🪡e fºr shºrt! Wh🪡le 🪡 am a jade, 🪡 much prefer ta🪡lºr wºrk tº actually wºrk🪡ng w🪡th grubs. Nº ºffense tº the rest ºf my caste, ºf cºurse! I dº hºpe we can all get alºng well here. Its been qu🪡te a wh🪡le s🪡nce 🪡 used sºmeth🪡ng l🪡ke th🪡s, after all!
_ No. It's entirely placebo.
Alright! Bonfire Party is ready to rock! I've got the transportalizer set up to get people here or to use as a point of reference if YOU have a transportalizer. Also able to get people here if they need to, just message below if you need help. Here are the coordinates! [Insert Coords here] https://msparp.chat/lornsbackyard
Your name is KALITA KANTAN. you are a tailor and caretaker of the grubs in the brood cavern, giving them clothes to fit their tiny, stupid wriggling bodies so they wont die due to temperature differences. you also do tailor work for more ADULT CLIENTS, ranging from dresses to sweaters to a well made camisole. you are quite fond of your work, and you are respected and somewhat well-known for it. in your off-days, or during the nights, however, you instead take on the role of the SILKEN BANDIT, a mysterious phantom thief who steals the various knickknacks and collectibles that the highbloods have hoarded and REDISTRIBUTES THEM TO THE POOR, usually by leaving these precious things on a street or in a field for anyone to stumble upon. as the Silken Bandit you are WIDELY INFAMOUS by the whole fuchsia castes for your most infamous heist, which you STILL LOOK FONDLY ON. in addition you pride yourself on NEVER BEING CAUGHT. while a few trolls may have seen your escapades in action, none have ever snitched on you or have intercepted your work. because of this, there are only a few depictions of your beautiful outfit and graceful form. this is probably a good thing. your chumhandle is @sericulturualCaretaker and you replace your i's with needle emojis, along with your o's being the "eye" of the needle. you like to think you are quite funny for this.
< 𓏲ּ𝄢w𖥠rk Is ☤aking Hires If Any𖥠nes In☤res☤e⛨. . .
7hank you!!!!!!!
(^･///･^)ﾉ You Are So Pretty. (^ =ノωヽ=^) Please Nurse Me Back To Health. I Am So Sick. Cough Cough.
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fuck it we Move
cannot recommend the block button highly enough
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ I should g3t pi3rc3d @g@in… so f@r I’v3 got 3 in 3@ch 3@r, my s3ptum, @nd 2 in my tongu3. my lip sounds so fucking cool but th3 thought of it rubbing @g@inst my br@c3s sounds lik3 it’d b3 fuckin @nnoying ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
/?should?i?continue?my?half?life?playthrough?gimmick?\ \.been.feeling.the.urge.to.farm.attention.again./
Shaped. By. My. Discipline.
$orry you are r¡9h7
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/.i.keep.hallucinating.notifications.on.here.\ \.on.an.unrelated.note.im.pretty.sure.ive.got.the.job./
< 𓏲ּ𝄢why ☤hank Y𖥠u :). . .
< 𓏲ּ𝄢i W𖥠ul⛨n'☤ Min⛨, N𖥠☤ A☤ All. . .
\\__I_must_go_faster___\\
no ¡ don7, ¡f you wan7 ¡ wou!d !e7 you poke around ¡n 7here
"blooood: coobaalt" OOh my goooodneess ( ` ٣ `)
If I can read what you're saying but unquirk helps, that's fine. If I have to click unquirk to have even an idea of what you're saying? I'm just not gon~na lol.
he!!o beau7¡fu! peop!e
✧જ⁀ Training!!! And practicing!!! Sadly WITH⚾︎UT the usual sports-legal energy drink consumption! Went through my last!!! Pack earlier and the current stock in!!! Stores is way too expensive!!! So we doing this Low and Dry!!! q:D #substances #exercise =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
lot of people either being v∆guely ∆nom∆lous in n∆ture or getting themselves hurt, this pl∆ce is like ∆ m∆gnet for ∆ny sort of scientific or medic∆l fields
⚠ Why are so many Med!cullers and Med!culler ass!stants l!ke. 90% always bloodth!rsty? ⚠
MY faavourite thing aabout this job is when the test tube caaps get stuckk aand you haave to fingerfuckk the dispenser aa little. CAaan you tell I haave not gotten much sleep?
I should start watching some horror movies again... I wanna see what people have been doing with horror lately.
wha7 happened 7o a!! of my exe$? ¡n my be!!ay!!!!!!!
C>-- im . relaxing on my . pursuit·t·t t·t·to inspire ot·t·thers . for a while . i found my . muse . if you want·t·t inspirat·t·tion from . me . seek it·t·t . act·t·tively .
lovers to enemies...
C>-- ent·t·thrallment·t·t . isnt·t·t so bad . it·t·tisnt·t·t so bad .
C>-- maybeill t·t·take my pit·t·tch heart·t·ted . badge off .
\\__It_is_true!_Warm_meals_are_a_boon_specially_in_colder_seasons__\\
sometimes .it's better to shut .up .and stop yapping garbage.
((It wouldn't post this in character but I wanted people to see #mything so... the stitcherrrrr )) (( it actually can't move properly in the larger form but it's a good shape for if it wants to scare someone off and make them think it's more dangerous than it is. It can do other shapes too, but it prefers being humanoid)) (( https://64.media.tumblr.com/624189465c6475af148e01f9f1bbfbce/5d9ec9f7da62e259-6d/s1280x1920/c403771105126dfef475ee83ee9129a2951dd53f.png ))
X Some mfs just need a swift kick in the fuckin bulge y’know? #vague x
¡ !ove form¡n9 unhea!7hy ob$e$$¡ve bond$ w¡7h peop!e ¡7 make$ me fee! r¡9h7 a7 home
(^=`ω´=^) Yesss Yesss. You Understand. You Are So Smart.~
i made more shitTtTY paintTing. cantT waitT tTo show tThis one tTo mY psYcholllogistT
(^ =ノωヽ=^) When Thinking Of Them Takes Up More Of Your Day Than Not Thinking Of Them HeheHeheheheh.
oooooo !e7$ 9e7 ¡n con7ac7
(( Alright...can't wait to see how me dualscars handles it!!))
(( This be true too...
((I mean, at that point you could still spin, and then reach out to them, and if they aren't cool with it, just repeat the process minus that person
(( That is fair! You could always ask people if they'd be okay with it...here I'll volunteer me dualscar to be part of the wheel of DOOM selection, go forth and I'm sure some folks won't mind to much if ye asked!))
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print("hey my followers match my following ") print("that is an interesting tidbit")
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Does anyone else like t' do little fashion shows by y'rself if you're really bored...? Like... Tryin' on dresses and twirlin' and stuff.
... sure? i guess?
ᛝ It is not possessive. ᛝ ᛝ It is protective. ᛝ ᛝ Those are different things. ᛝ ᛝ ... ᛝ ᛝ ... Maybe a little bit possessive. ᛝ
im.surprised.how.many.medicullers.there.are.on.chittr.now its.grown.quite.a.bit
"= they're growing a community. but also. i would say chittr. on here, everyone needs some, to a degree, so they're just going where the customers are. ="
< 𓏲ּ𝄢n𖥠n𖥠, Like Pa☤ien☤s, My 𖥠wn, ☤h𖥠se Kin⛨, :). . .
< 𓏲ּ𝄢☤ee☤h :). . .
< 𓏲ּ𝄢awh Why ☤hank Y𖥠u, I☤s Very Very Apprecia☤e⛨. . .
< 𓏲ּ𝄢𖥠h My Y𖥠u Fla☤☤er Me ☤𖥠𖥠 Much, I☤ W𖥠ul⛨ Be A Sigh☤ ☤𖥠 See. . .
"= many, or most? lots to think about. at least. if everyone is on the same page about the required standard to be considered 'fine' it would fix things. ="
< 𓏲ּ𝄢why Im Never 𖥠pp𖥠se⛨ ⛨ear :). . .
< 𓏲ּ𝄢my Fav𖥠ri☤e ☤𖥠𖥠☤h Is C𖥠nnec☤e⛨ ☤𖥠 My Glasses, Ha⛨ ☤𖥠 Ge☤ I☤ 𖥠u☤ A Bi☤ M𖥠re F𖥠rcefully ☤han I⛨ Like Bu☤ I☤s S☤ill My Prize P𖥠ssessi𖥠n #vi𖥠lence. . .
< 𓏲ּ𝄢n𖥠w Wha☤ ⛨i⛨ I ⛨𖥠?. . .
< 𓏲ּ𝄢☤ha☤s N𖥠☤ ☤he Grea☤es☤ F𖥠r Y𖥠ur Heal☤h. . . 𖥠r Y𖥠ur ☤ee☤h. . .
I Would Gladly Pay.
WRONG. mosquitos and wasps and lice etc serve ZERO PURPOSE. and should all be banished
--E√ It's unfair how tall damn near every other troll gets. I'm 5'1". This sucks.
X Hold on I just realized I don’t have a robo arm anymore I got two fleshy arms x
=oXO aren,t they so cool¿¿¿ awawa and they,re able to assess their own health enough to understand when they can and can,t be saved, not all animals can do that¡ =oXO
=oXO ant fact¡ ants were the first animals ever observed to have a specific medical system aside from trolls¡ they carry their wounded home and care for injuries'''' dying ants will refuse care and fight to be left to die, so that the ants with lighter wounds can receive more attention' did you know that¿ =oXO
I Need Two Individuals To Grab My Prongs And My Ankles, Then Pull. That Would Fix Me.