♦ pitied by @contingentEuchymy
note to all lonely ppl: NEVER watch a sexy vampire movie alone i just watched queen of the damned and im mourning the lost of my sexy nonexistent vampire bf
jus ran over an animal or maybe a guy @
Doo yoovv eeveer taalk too soomeeoonee aand haalfwaay throovvgh thee coonveersaatiioon yoovv staart thiinkiing liikee. OOh my daays hee's soo goorgeeoovvs II hoopee hee neeveer diiees hee's soo cvvtee haahaa lool iily
......alright. i'm done moping. hopefully. i have work to do....
< 𓏲ּ𝄢yes. . .
Yees hee's veery niicee!!!! ◝(˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶) hee stiill laavvgheed aat iit thoovvgh #eembaarraassiing
II DOON'T KNOOW II DOON'T KNOOW II DOON'T KNOOWWWVVVVGVVFVVFHFHHHH II AACCIIDEENTAALLY SEENT MEEKRVVT AA MEESSAAGEE IINSTEEAAD OOF THEE STVVPIID BAARKBEEAASTS OOR PVVRRBEEAASTS GVVY
II'm soo eembaarraasseed soomeeoonee saavee mee #fml
Shit... gotta fabricate one more part and then install it. Can't wait ta get this baby on the road for a test drive. Finish line's right on the horizon.
no kidding you really earnest. fascinating. more cautious. agagagagagaga. guesssooo foo. happy sucking #wampires @
I Love A Good Daisy Chain As Much As The Next Troll, But It Is A Tad Inconvenient When The Centers Nip At My Palms.
¡ wan7 her $o bad ¡7$ obv¡ou$
FVVCK II'M HVVNGRY. FML. .·´¯`(>▂<)´¯`·.
《 💣︎☜︎💣︎☜︎☠︎❄︎⚐︎ 💣︎⚐︎☼︎✋︎ 》 Silly πe I fΩrgΩt tΩ upΔate πy prΩfile picture heheh 《 👎︎☜︎✌︎❄︎☟︎ 🕈︎✌︎✋︎❄︎💧︎ ☞︎⚐︎☼︎ ☠︎⚐︎ ⚐︎☠︎☜︎ 》
gruuhhTHERES BoooNES EVERYWHERE ooooooPS FUCK MY LIFE(¬ºཀ°)¬
They broke my φucking bat... im gonna φUCKING LO2E IT
so. lemme get th:s stra:ght o.ne clo.ne came o.ut and cant handle a fuck:n do.r:to. o.ther o.ne came o.ut and sa:d scrap everyth:ng else but 5+ tattOos o.f skulls abso.lutely yes lets run that back. do.c o.perat:o.ns a fa:lure t:me to. cut yo.ur lo.sses
Ŧhξԙ is noƿ ѧnoþξr бѧsŧѧrƌ oƒ ѧ ŧroꝇꝇ ѧŧ my ꝇocѧŧion. I ƿȣꝇƌ ԙθuξsŧ hξꝇⳁ бuŧ þѧŧ ƿȣꝇƌ jusŧ mξѧn ξꝩξn moԙ insuƒƒξrѧбꝇξ ξnŧiŧiξs hξԙ.
[D] Daring to have just a sliver of hope. Do not ruin this for me.] [S] So far, haven't heard anything about the documentation I submitted. Perhaps it won't even be read.] [N] Not that it matters at this point, I suppose.]
(V)(',,')(V) when ℧ n bro say the same thing so ℧ lowkey gotta make o℧t
WHY IS CHITTR BEING SO SLOW FOR ME?? WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO ME SPECIFICALLY??? I, DEXTER VUZREI, DO NOT DESERVE THIS!!!
Do ya think fish c'n drrown?
☆man I need to fuKKin blast a hole in something im so bored and wound up☆
When y☘︎u're mean t☘︎ me this what y☘︎u're like, being mean t☘︎☘︎ BTW
READ ALL ABOUT IT —- [ I fear a divvy lot of you lewdies would fall for any propaganda if it’s got the right proportions. ]
fuck o.kay lesso.n learn=D do.nt o.ff two. emplo.yees at o.nce unless yo.u go.t backup no.w we go.tta go. hunt damm:t
(V)(',,')(V) do NOT LET HIM DO A BACKFLIP ON THE B!!!!!!!!!!!! #nsfw @gl℧rpMaster frak s℧red my pevlvis
pllease be aware that i KNOW if ceryse decided to torment me i woulld probablly not even llast an hour. not onlly is she buillt of tougher stuff, i in particullar am made of EXPLLICITLLY weaker stuff. i know this and it provides me a heallthy respect
Do32 thi2 m3an that Zabrak i2 t3chnically my anc32tor? LMAO
Damn y'all fr3ak2 b3 putting that 2hit ju2t out th3r3 lik3 that huh? 2ingl3, btw
Aw c'mon. Just a little, for the bit. Ah'll put it back the way it was after, swear.
"= i'm dangling you a caegar but you have to catch it with your mouth. ignore the string and fishing rod. ?. ="
¡ wan7 7o !eave every7h¡n9 beh¡nd and $7ar7 a9a¡n
¡7$ okay vyeper ¡!! !au9h hahaahahahhaahaaha
★彡 [@nOthEr pErfEct pErfOrm@ncE @s UsU@l, m@n @In't thIs th@ lIfE.] 彡★
Anyon3 wanna mak3 2om3 mon3y to fight at #FightNight? Got a good d3al ju2t waitin for 2om3on3 to tak3 it, if you think you can win that i2
i have been repainting the same room. each colour promises a different room. the drying takes longer than my patience. [Beautiful]. there are layers underneath that never had the chance to set.
"= someone's new to mediculling. i thought it was. common knowledge. or maybe i've been talking to too many beforans. ="
Alright. Pityin' a Chitt's one thing but what the fuck does Mediatin' one mean?
Well, not feedin' the trolls is a good move too. Er... as internet trolls, not uh... yer species. Sorry.
"= if you can't find it. create it. ="
i was gonna say my next arc is my nicies arc after being evill @ ceryse but it's so hard to be nice to some of you so i might not be cut out for it
Naw, Ah just don't get why bein' here's somehow a bad thing.
my heart still has a bit of a pang in it, but i'm trying not to let it slow me down. just need to crunch down on a little more work.
Do Not Tell Me I Cannot Flirt My Problems Away, You Do Not Know That For Certain.
Ah love comin' back t'this place after ten billion years of bein' absent there's always somethin' goin' on. Hi Chittr.
Crazy how quick folk hat3 on a guy and th3y dont 3v3n know him 2mh
*、tH4T Y0UR IGN0R4NT！⚡️
stare into the void until it answers you back. or socialize....whichever is preferable
someone returned a book and lodged a complaint that it wwasnt wwaterproof and wwants it removved from the collection maam this is a wwad a fuckin paper are you daft
print("one time something went through my ankle + i kissed it myself + it did not work so i do not think so")
*、i D0 n0t N33D Y0UR H31P！⚡️
*、fUCKING F311 4ND HURT MYS31F, N0W IM G0NN4 H4V3 4 F4T 4SS BRUIS3. gR34T！⚡️
(( just found bald eridan on mspabooru. original artist is tagged as vriscuit. https://mspabooru.com//images/15/c69e3a1afa4840b1ee9233f0a94da0a0.png ))
MY memory issues haave been getting worse laately aand I aam not sure whether to be concerned or not. I haave waalkked this paath so maany times...
My liege i§ (R)ight, the(R)e i§n't enough §ini§te(R) evil happening f(R)om you all...thi§ doe§, howeve(R), benefit u§ when it (c)ome§ to (c)onque(R)ing all. ™
9uy$ he!p ¡ ran ou7 of eye!¡ner
I am missing .o°f the .o°pen r.o°ad stillwise
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ I'm b3ing hyp3rbolic. No, I do not. ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
I aam going to need. SO maany hugs. I hope I caan find the waay baackk hive tonight
M3ss@g3 Lo@ding… ~~~~ roll3d my 3y3s so h@rd, th3y n3@rly got stuck th@t w@y ~~~~ M3ss@g3 R3ci3v3d
I hate how the "Scheming Eunuch" meme has sullied the reputation of real, loyal eunuchs. I would NEVER betray my king.
That. Is. His. Doing. Not. Mine.
Shaped. By. My. Discipline.
$orry you are r¡9h7
In. A. Sense.
¡ ju$7 wan7 $omeone 7o !¡ke me and be 7here for me when ¡ need 7hem
$hu7 up $7op be¡n9 jea!ou$ 7ha7 peop!e ac7ua!!y !¡ke me
If. You. Guys. Genuinely. Think. Mekrut. Is. A. Good. Guy. Think. Again. Because. He. Is. My. Creation.
That buisness was off the record. Do you work for the Irs. You legally have to tell me if you do.
In this economy you can not even find two birds. Not to mention the stone.
[S] Submitted my case.] [S] Still not allowed to handle documents while under review.] [MISC.] ...] [I] I'm in custodial until then.] [MISC.] ]
$wee7hear7 7hey !¡7era!!y have "$chemer" ¡n 7he name wha7 d¡d you expec7
*、g00DBY3 B13HHHHH！⚡️
u9h my bu!9e ¡$ 7oo b¡9 7o f¡7 ¡n7o anyone m¡9h7 a$ we!! u$e my horr¡fy¡n9!y !on9 7on9ue!
H★te me.
Hmm maaybee II'm toooo eeaasy hmmm (╭ರ_•́)?
no ¡ don7, ¡f you wan7 ¡ wou!d !e7 you poke around ¡n 7here
¡m ju$7 me$$¡n9 w¡7h you $wee7hear7
Theey'ree aalwaays hoot ngl. Liikee hii heelloo hiit mee vvp haahaah 𓏗𓏗
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Shut upp shut u shut up I havev t.o° t.o°uch th.o°se
the vendingg machines are n.o°t f.o°r such a purp.o°se
measly ten swweeps tryin to buck up to me
¡f you 9ave me a chance ¡ wou!d 9¡ve you every7h¡n9 ¡ cou!d 9e7 you any7h¡n9 you de$¡re
✧જ⁀ Training!!! And practicing!!! Sadly WITH⚾︎UT the usual sports-legal energy drink consumption! Went through my last!!! Pack earlier and the current stock in!!! Stores is way too expensive!!! So we doing this Low and Dry!!! q:D #substances #exercise =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
no7 my mo¡ra¡! r¡9h7?
uh... me?
¡ ac7ua!!y u$ed 7o be n¡ce ¡ don7 know where ¡ !o$7 7he p!o7
¡f you don7 !¡ke me ¡7$ your prob!em and you need 7o 9e7 be77er
⚠ ETHICALLY? do the papers the people s!gn g!ve you the perm!ss!on to b!te them down and suck the ju!ce? ̶W̶e̶!̶r̶d̶a̶s̶s̶ ̶m̶o̶t̶h̶e̶r̶f̶u̶c̶k̶e̶r̶ ⚠
MY faavourite thing aabout this job is when the test tube caaps get stuckk aand you haave to fingerfuckk the dispenser aa little. CAaan you tell I haave not gotten much sleep?
WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME BEING UNDERGROUND MAKES YOU COLD.
EEspeeciiaally aany vriiskaa. Theeyreesoo fvvckiingc ooool ooh my goooodneess II aaspiiree too bee thaat aamaaziing
\\__That_is_not_quite_the_inclination_I_was_going_for_but_I_will_not_yuck_another's_yum!__\\
Cod fuckin damn these useless fuckin landlubbers, I nearly had that fuckin vwhale in my clutches finally but the land dvwellers let it escape again, after culling a fewv indigos vwia by rifle shots to the chest I feel a little better, but not by much. #WViolence #culled
ye∆h y'know wh∆t i should prob∆bly get on with #mybullshit soon i've h∆d ∆ d∆mn good re∆son to put it off but i c∆n't be getting too compl∆cent need to try out the other shit i picked up more too, get more used to integr∆ting it into my kit
$ome dumba$$ fe!! ¡n7o 7he cha$m ¡ !¡ve ¡n 7oday bu7 ¡7$ okay ¡ w¡!! never $ay no 7o a free mea!!
...i appreciate the offer, but i'll be fine....
...my head is still a little fuzzy, and the embarrassment is doing me no favors....
VWell here let me put it to ye in a far more polite tone, no, besides aren't there any fuckin subjugulators vwhos blood ye can taste.
I haVVe had the profound misfortune of bearing VWWitness to yet another embarrassing iteration of myself. Tragic, really, that among so many reflections there appears to be only one VWWith any conVVentional understanding of honor, discipline, or loyalty to the throne. One VWWould think these qualities elementary. Apparently, I continue to oVVerestimate myself.
[unit_CN003NF_message] (like, pictures o-of... teeth?) [end_message]
[unit_CN003NF_message] (sorry d-did you s-say- collection?) (of u-uh) (of w-what) [end_message]
"= what if we do not need. help. and then what. this is not a personal statement just a general question. ="
< 𓏲ּ𝄢if Y𖥠u Have ☤𖥠 C𖥠nvince Y𖥠urself Y𖥠u Mean☤ S𖥠me☤hing ☤𖥠 S𖥠me𖥠ne, M𖥠s☤ Likely Means Y𖥠u Mean☤ N𖥠☤hing A☤ All ☤𖥠 ☤hem. . .
*、iF P0RK S0D4 W4SSSS R341 W0U1D IT T4ST3 4NY G00D ????！⚡️
< 𓏲ּ𝄢very Upse☤☤ing ☤𖥠 See, 𖥠h Well. . .
< 𓏲ּ𝄢n𖥠w Wha☤ ⛨i⛨ I ⛨𖥠?. . .
¡ w¡!! 7a!k 7o h¡m abou7 ¡7 now 9o away
Nothing quite like a pint of ale to help ye soothe your nervwes and keep a clear head, it be cloudy out nowv tonight but vwho knowvs if it'll rain or not. #substance
¡ $aw how you 7rea7ed h¡m you moron of cour$e ¡m 9onna doub7 you, you m¡9h7 a$we!! be a fraud!
$ure buddy $uuuuuuuuuure....
They are going to REDACTED you with a pipe bomb and hammers and a gun and missiles and fire #violence
wha7?
oh, uh-- i didn't quite... have that as invitation but? if you would like to?
happy #mo¡ra¡!monday 7o 7he be$7 mo¡ra¡! 7ha7$ @pra9ma7¡cba77er !ove you champ! <>
maybe ιf you actua⥌⥌y bothered to ⥌ιςten to thoςe anςwerς ιnςtead of ⥌ettιng them ς⥌ιp through thoςe cavernouς ςpaceς between the fo⥌dς of your apιςh braιn they mιght actua⥌⥌y begιn to make ςenςe. gueςς that'ς a bιg aςk from ςomeone who'ς had everythιng handed to her ιn ⥌ιfe though, ιnc⥌udιng anςwerς. ςtι⥌⥌ waιtιng for the day you do anythιng beyond what ςootheς thoςe de⥌ιcate fee⥌ιngς of yourς. ιf we're goιng to ta⥌k purpoςeς too, ι hope you know that the on⥌y thιng ι've fe⥌t around you ις regret. ςo much for the heart, huh? #vaguepoςt
=oXO i,m going to go and be busy now byeeee =:) =oXO
IFIAKXNTJA☘︎GKNWIXMGMX☘︎VJNWKXMFHDD HIDING IN MY CL☘︎SET ☘︎F EMBARASSMENT AND NEVER C☘︎MING ☘︎UT!!!!!!!!!
just tꙮ be clear, casting de-animate ꙮn a persꙮn dꙮesn't kill them, just makes them unalive. think abꙮut it this way, if "undead" means sꙮmething that shꙮuld be dead, but is alive, then "unalive" means sꙮmething that shꙮuld be alive, but is dead. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
guess i gotta die by the blade now
shes such a drama queen there is 0 reason why she cant just leave that moss ball she calls a planet lol congregate and sulk like the rest of us mijita #directposting
=oXO to be super super clear just because i love ants so much and i think they,re the best doesn,t mean i think any other animals are actually worse¡ ants are the best to me, but all animals are the best to someone or something¡ every single animal has a niche¡¡¡¡ that,s why they,re alive¡¡¡ awawa hope that helps'''''' =oXO
i hate you. you’re intolerable and you’ve done nothing but confuse me. why can’t you just give me a clear answer!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s literally your, like, sole purpose. i hate you i hate you i hate you #directposting
prꙮ tip: cast "de-animate" ꙮn a persꙮn - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
=oXO its not a psychological thing by the way the voice in my head is a place'''' it,s not a psychological thing''' the basin just talks to me sometimes'''''' awawawa'''' =oXO
✧જ⁀ Never!!!!!! And you cant make me!!! I got!!! A game tonight anyways!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
✧જ⁀ Coward?! Me?! Argh!!! You are a!!! Scoundrel miss!!! I care more ab⚾︎ut teamwork and supporting others than!!! Arguing over cowardice!!! Which!!! Is something I DONT have!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
=oXO um''' i don,t think i will because you,re a little bit creeping me out thank you¡ have a good night ¡¡¡ =oXO
=oXO ummm i,m completely healthy so please look somewhere else thank you¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡ =oXO
OH, YOU'RE A PSYCHOPATH. typically they come to you
GOOD, go do nurse things
✧જ⁀ Um! Maybe!!! But also!!! Hes just GREAT!!! And I like talking ab⚾︎ut him!!! =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
--E√ It's unfair how tall damn near every other troll gets. I'm 5'1". This sucks.
✧જ⁀ Woke up!!! Late!!!!!! Ack!!! But!!! I want to wish a VERY happy #moirailmonday to MY moirail @cannibalisticCuisine !!! Hes the best that one could ask for!!! And Im!!! Lucky that he has chosen!!! Me for the job!!! d:DD =͟͟͞͞ ⚾︎
=oXO um'''''''''''''' okay''''''''''''' =oXO
=oXO awawa'''i don,t think most animals are stupid''' i just like ants a lot''' =oXO