I reiterate. None of you are my friends. This is intentional. Keeping you at prong's length is necessary. Thank you for your attention in this matter.
>> Are you do¡ng okay, Veડ¡ca..?
This is true.
Yes.
>> ¡'m ડorry about everyth¡ng that happened the way ¡t d¡d. ¡ hope you don't fee1 1¡ke you have to ડhut yourડe1f away aga¡n..
I only have to do what the Empress tells me to do.
I was not eXpecting this level of professionalism from you. - MC Oleana
I have undergone a metamorphosis of professionalism and pride in my position. I thank you for your subtle applause of my shift in vernacular.
IT IS *WITHIN* THE BOUNDARIES OF YOUR NEWFOUND ADHERANCE TO THIS DOGMATIC, SPHINCTER-CLENCHING PROFESSIONALISM THAT I REMIND YOU THAT WE HAVE AN *UNRESOLVED* MUTUAL CHITTR MILESTONE REWARD TO FOLLOW UP ON. IN FACT, IT WOULD BE SUPREMELY FUCKING *UNPROFESSIONAL* IF YOU FAILED TO DELIVER ON A CHITTR PROFILE-RELATED MILESTONE PREDICATED ON THE SUPPORT OF YOUR READERS, WHO ARE *MUCH* LESS INCLINED TO SUPPORT YOUR CHITTR — THE CHITTR THAT *YOU* CLAIM TO MAINTAIN IN THE NAME OF YOUR EMPRESS, WHO IS *AMONG* YOUR READERS AND PATRONS, LEST THAT CRUCIAL TECHNICALITY RATTLE ITS WAY OUT OF YOUR SORDID THINKPAN — IF YOU DUCK YOUR HORNS LIKE A FLIMSY, UNRELIABLE FUCKFLAKE. ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU'VE ALREADY MADE AGREEMENTS WITH ME AND YOUR CONSTITUENTS. ACCOUNT MAINTENANCE IS IMPORTANT. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO STRESS THAT GENERALIZABLE FACT TO YOU OF ALL TROLLS, AFTER THAT LENGTHY SPIEL ON WHY EVERY RANCID REEKSLAB ON THIS PLATFORM NEEDS TO WASH THEIR MOLDY SEEDFLAP. EITHER PUBLICLY CALL IT OFF OR PUT YOUR CAEGARS WHERE YOUR SHOUTGASH IS AND REACH OUT TO ME AGAIN. I SINCERELY HOPE YOU CHOOSE THE LATTER, BECAUSE I'M SURE THAT YOUR EMPRESS WANTS TO SEE THE #BULGETOURNAMENT, TOO. ASK HER IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME. I'LL WAIT.
IN FACT, FUCK THIS. I'M CHITTING THIS TO THE WHOLE FUCKING SITE.