You know they ſay ſeadwellers “aren’t playing” when they pull this profile picture out. https://i.imgur.com/z3DufuL.png
BORING. POST GILLS.
Was it your intention to cauſe me to reſcind my previous offer? Becauſe that is now the current ſtatus.
YOU'LL COME CRAWLING BACK. I LOOK LIKE THIS. IF YOU EVEN CARE. #SHARKBAIT.
While I muſt admit you do look deliciouſly vulnerable kneeling in the ſurf, the tag #ſharkbait does ſeem to be diſſuading me.
OH? IT DOESN'T MAKE YOU WANT A BITE?
Firſtly, I bear no reſemblance nor aſſociation with a ſhark. Secondly, you are implying there is ſome hook about this promiſe of bait, no?
THE ONLY HOOK. I PLAN TO SHOVE IN YOUR GILLS. AND DRAG YOU AROUND BY. IS MY TONGUE. OR MY PRONGS. OR SOMETHING ELSE. IF YOU'RE A REAL. SIZE EMPRESS. #SUGGESTIVE.
Hold your line for a moment, I am vehemently oppoſed to all that you are ſuggeſting on a decent man ſuch as myſelf. However, as I have previouſly expreſſed, your fantaſtical aſſumptions regarding our endemic aquatic breathing apparatuſes are highly illogical and would thuſly rend the nooks of any diſcerning ſeadweller ſaltier and drier than the Dead Sea. If you deſire a more comprehenſive diſſection, this can be taught and I am ſure I could locate many willing participants for this experimentation you ſo deſire. However, don’t get it twiſted, this would be my amphibious laboratory and you are a mere viſitor in my domain. Practice reſtraint, and reſpect, and all ſhall be revealed to you in due time.
HHHH. WHHATDO YOUMEAN. DISSECTION. ARE YOU. ;;LLIKE. A DOCTORTURER. OR SOMETHING. #SUGGESTIVE. #MEDICULLPLAY. #DOCTORWADERMYSNIFFNUBISBLEEDING.
Not at all, I am juſt your friendly hiveſtem wader, yes? Anyways, our gills are not much unlike that of moſt bony fiſh, if you can believe it, manſlaughter may not even be neceſſary for theſe purpoſes!