Aphose

@cornichonAquired

Artiſt Actor Ardent Lover Now, now, that’s quite enough iſn’t it.

Blood: VioletAge: 30 years14 sweepsKult Score: 147Kull Score: 1564 followers 4 following

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@cornichonAquired[CA]

You may think this would be a perfect topic of diſcuſſion for one ſuch as myſelf reared almoſt excluſively in the preſence of tentacled beaſts. But no, really I ſhall have nothing to ſay on this matter, and the ſpoilage is no fault of my own.

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@cornichonAquired[CA]

Alas, I do believe it is yet another ſilk robes and fainting plank ſort of evening!

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@cornichonAquired[CA]

I never truly underſtood the age old parable of kiſſing ſome amphibious little character to turn him into a prince. I am already amphibious, and I am already a prince, ſo really this entire ordeal juſt ſeemed utterly extraneous to me.

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@cornichonAquired[CA]

You know they ſay ſeadwellers “aren’t playing” when they pull this profile picture out. https://i.imgur.com/z3DufuL.png

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@charmingAngelfish[CA]

and its alvways really old paintings too

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@cornichonAquired[CA]

There are times where it pays to be a ſtereotype.

@turpentineAcademia[TA]

Ah! Are you a connoisseur of fine art?

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@cornichonAquired[CA]

Well, of courſe I am!

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@turpentineAcademia[TA]

How congenial! Always a treat to see some respect toward the classics.

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@cornichonAquired[CA]

Now then let us teſt the waters of this here Chittr.ing. What of the bread and circus? Hot takes, culling tutorials? Surely there is ſome ſemblance of a natural order to this algorithmic illuſion of a free market in pageantry.

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@gjengangersTrepidation[GT]

have you rwead eat by nagabe

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@cornichonAquired[CA]

Am I to aſſume you’ll fill me in irregardleſs? Make haſte, will you.

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@turpentineAcademia[TA]

Well, ebearyone around here has something to say, and has a *idée fixe* that they must share it with the word, irregardless of its actual *paramountcy.* So, I suppawse your plan of action should involve speaking your unfiltered opinions to just about any hear duct that will listen.

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@cornichonAquired[CA]

I ſuppoſe theſe are indeed the growing pains.

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@cornichonAquired[CA]

Perhaps I’ll juſt cut to the chaſe then. Nary a nibble on my lure? Surely at leaſt one of you has the ſenſe to recognize He who ſtands before you.

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@cornichonAquired[CA]

Aphoſe. Charmed.

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@cornichonAquired[CA]

Hardly my preſuppoſition.

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@gjengangersTrepidation[GT]

been saying this but you would be so surwprwised on the lack of any good hypetrwolls i think it s a dying industrwy it is a shame and is rweally hurwting imporwtant industrwies like me i m industrwies

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@cornichonAquired[CA]

Alas perhaps you are right. I was naïve to think my flazé Ludditetry would not ſo immediately inſult the maſſes with their rears dutifully cemented to their loungeplanks like barnacles on hard ſubſtrate.

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@constantCompanion[CC]

name's bestia! hope to learn more about you! maybe we could be friends if you care about that kind of thing.

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@harmonicTritonal[HT]

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#seriouslytho #whosthisdouchebag

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@turpentineAcademia[TA]

You must always assume the lowest of lows among the average troll. It will protect you from plenty of spleen.

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@turpentineAcademia[TA]

Is that so? Is there no money to be found in the industry anymore?

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@gjengangersTrepidation[GT]

well okay that is a contentious topic but well okay therwe is a lot to say about that you know well i am not a total experwt on that i guess the job marwket is harwd and skills arwe dying off it rweally is a whole heap of differwent issues

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@turpentineAcademia[TA]

Well, the job market isn't that hard if you know where to look, but I have certainly *descried* the dire state of employment these nights.

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@cornichonAquired[CA]

Well, well I aſſume I need no introduction, now do I? Thought you could keep me at bay for long? I’ll always, always reſurface.