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And. One last set of tentacles! For the feed. A cUte little cUttlefish! ・・・𝛾
I am not an idiot, so I will not be treating tentaclles as some form of pet or quirky thing. They are a hallmark of, at the minimum, notablly intelligent llife, at maximum, intelligence far beyond our ken. It is llike giving a grub a gun with you peoplle, I swear...
Hm! I log into the Chittr for the first time tonight. Scroll down. And everyone is talking aboUt tentacles! A good excUse to post more gifs of my favoUrite animal! ・・・𝛾
That's so cool that you get to see them sometimes! They're just so cool and have been in my brain since I learned about them.
Time to make some crab stew. :)
How congenial! Always a treat to see some respect toward the classics.
Ƹ 🌂 > TCH.... Ʒ
Ƹ 🌂 > Friends tab on Chittr... there should be an ENEMIES tab... Ʒ
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You must always assume the lowest of lows among the average troll. It will protect you from plenty of spleen.
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Your name is RANTAM PRETSI. You fancy yourself an expert of all things rhetorical and perspicacious, a word which you would say is rather *ubiquitous* in your vocabulary. You like to keep yourself informed on matters of governance and politics, or as you would say, "cubernance and paw-litics." You are a student at ALTERNIA STATE UNIVERSITY, which you claim is a particularly prestigious university, though its 70% ACCEPTANCE RATE would beg to differ. Nevertheless, by getting in, you proved to the populace that you are more intelligent than 30% of ASU's applicants. You care an awful lot about your ACCOLADES, speaking of. On your wall, you have a CERTIFICATE that you competed in a PUBLIC SPEAKING competition, a SCHOOL FEED and GRUBSCHOOL diploma, your LETTER OF ACCEPTANCE from ASU, and your SCHOOL FEED SPELLING BEE FIRST PLACE RIBBON. Tucked inside a CARDBOARD BOX hidden deep in the depths of your CLOSET, is a BOOK OF MONOLOGUES and TOP 100 MUSICAL THEATER SONGS FOR AUDITIONS. Of course, you do not trouble yourself with such childish pursuits. You only concern yourself with things of great ACADEMIC MERIT. After all, you are to be a legislacerator. You must focus on your studies, and your studies alone. Besides your studies, you find yourself enjoying WRITING ESSAYS ON YOUR GRUBSTACK, COMPARING YOUR APPEARANCE TO OTHERS, READING YOUR TRUSTY THESAURUS, and of course, GIVING UNSOLICITED ADVICE TO OTHER TROLLS. ============================================================================== EXTRA NOTE FROM THE AUTHOR: rantam is often extremely unpleasant. there will be posts occasionally tagged with "ed" or "edchit"/"edchittr". these will all be posted with the "ed" catch all tag just in case, alongside the site wide cw-self-harm tag as prescribed in the ooc rules. please be sure to block that tag if you are going to follow her and find yourself sensitive to talks of eating disorders, weight comparisons, body checking, etc. rantam has a very unhealthy relationship with her body, and i personally out of character STRONGLY condemn the celebrations of eating disorders that rantam will be posting about. if there is anything else she posts about that makes you uncomfortable, let me know, and i will add a tag if it feels necessary! thank you! <3 other ooc note ! rantam is very uppity and condescending, FEEL FREE TO CHALLENGE HER ON THESE THINGS !!! she's SUPER stubborn and hates it, but I THE WRITER LOOOOVE arguing with others as rantam, so never worry about crossing a line while trying to push her buttons. i like when shes mad. and if ur ever worried if smth is too much when trying to bother her, youre MORE than welcome to dm ooc and ask ! <3 ill probably say yes :) im not easily bothered
been saying this but you would be so surwprwised on the lack of any good hypetrwolls i think it s a dying industrwy it is a shame and is rweally hurwting imporwtant industrwies like me i m industrwies
There's no room for you in there
Have you cubsidered a publicist? While I, naturally, can appreciate the more subtly idiosyncratic spaces, it can be hard to get notoriety. Outside help could remedy this.
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sorry don't know who you are at all. nice to meet you though i think? or maybe not lol.