eridan ampora
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they/them prince of hope
tryin to get some sleep has provven to be a doomed endeavvour i feel like my pans been cleanly impaled wwith a fuckin wwhite hot poker
im thinkin i could rock a sinister capitalism kinda vvibe if i tried
you cAn do Anyth|ng you set your pAn to :)
real glad that bein non binary doesnt come wwith somethin like a themitude gauge you havve to levvel up first
evveryone hates on hope powwers until they suddenly need the hope player for a devvistating duet fraymotif
I Think Its Less About The Capabilities Of Hope Players And More About People Dont Like You Or Believe You Can Do Much
i should be temporarily allowwed to go back to bein evvil as a treat
[PLEA$E DON'T YOURE THE ONLY ERIDAN WHO DOE$N'T $AY WHA#K $HIT..]
YOU SHOULD GET TO SAY ONE UNHINGED THING. AS A TREAT FOR NOT BEING INSUFFERABLE
same applies to ashen stuff too dont havve any experince wwith this myself but ivve heard that fuckin each other silly is a great wway for a mediator to reduce tension #nsfww
I CAN CONFIRM, IT WORKS ♣️WONDERS♣️ FOR SOME OF MY CLIENTS!!
glad people are gettin wwhat im puttin dowwn
i knoww some trolls dont vvibe wwith moirails gettin physically intimate but i think a lot of feeling jams could be improvved wwith a handjob an it could still vvery much be a pale thing or a nice wwarm comfy titjob to calm you dowwn #nsfww
ⓘ thⓘnk m໑st m໑ⓘralllegⓘance c໑uld be ⓘmpr໑ved ⓘf b໑th partⓘes had a j໑b ⓘn general s໑ ⓘf y໑u c໑uld get ໑ne that w໑uld get y໑u halfway there lmfa໑
:33 < i agr33!! meow tell that to equihiss
"= i haven't had a moirail in so many sweeps but this might just tempt me. wink. jk. unsure, my moirails have always vacillated to kismesis. ="
if you dont like someone then them havvin a completely unreadable typin quirk is actually a massivve boon
easy life hack instead a sittin on your hand and pretendin its someone else just get a friend to jerk you off no imagination required #nsfww
oh sweet how many nonzero times has this worked out for you
wwevve gotta be more selectivve wwith wwhich dumbfuck human wwords wwe choose to utilise in our owwn speech especially wwhen it comes to usin incredibly wwacky an ridiculous soundin wwords to refer to sexual topics like come on #vvaugeposting
>> ડuch,, aડ?
Please illustrate.
oh okay yeah im sure whatever we have going on isnt nearly as titulating as "nook"
they kill the friend thats too wwoke at the end a evvery month in order to restore balance
slay the spire is an amazin game it has got to be one of the feww wworthwwhile achievvements to come from humanity as a species
:33 < i dont purrlay video games :33 < purridan content mewsed to be relatable. :33 < smh
First good Eridan post on this site.
:33 < *looks mew in the eye* :33 < *cums* :33 < fuck- :00 < nsfw
B33 < the ability to doodle on the map in multiplayer is an instant w tbh
ivve heard of sayin the wwrong name in bed an im wwonderin if the same evver happens to ruin a feelings jam howw wwould you react if somone said the name of their ex moirail in a feelings jam
yeah it sucks
＼(=^‥^)// < DELICKIOUS!!! GOMGOMGOMG! YOU'RE GIVING ME ALL SORTS OF IDEAS NOW!!! ヽ(=^･ω･^=)ノ
death sandwwich that kills you
AS OPPOSED TO A DEATH SANDWICH THAT IS JUST DEATH IN A SANDWICH.
life sandwich that revives you
humans wwill claim ashen attraction aint evven a real thing an then divve into the centre a any ongoing interpersonal drama they see evven if it doesnt impact them not sayin such cases are alwways a romantic thing but its the same impulse
I will give you that, you aren't wrong. Someone literally was playing the mediator between a human lady feeling unhealthy pitch towards me without realizing while I was aloof to it. Even beyond romance humans certainly do that
wwhats most important is that the jakes dont disregard their duties as representativves of hope as hopebound wwe must wwork tirelessly to keep the most important an dangerous aspect in balance an to not turn it into a fuckin mockery
I'm trying. I'm really fucking trying.
bitches hate to see a fearsome spellslingin wwizard master the powwerful an ancient arcane forces of paradox space #wwizardwwednesday
howw can you evven doubt the existence of magic on #wwizardwwednesday im so disapointed magic is the realest an truest thing there is
boonbucks are wworthless in my eyes if you dont havve your riches in the form a massivve hordes a glitterin treasure an piles of gold then you arent actually wwealthy sorry
Yeah, in-game currency doesn't really mean anything in the grand scheme. You're right.
,,i have some shiny rocks you could trade for,,