eridan ampora
@caligulasAnchor
they/them prince of hope
< Beefed with a wizard earlier who ssmacked me then sset my sshoess on fire. Wizardss are sstill dickss. :>~
evveryone hates on hope powwers until they suddenly need the hope player for a devvistating duet fraymotif
i should be temporarily allowwed to go back to bein evvil as a treat
i knoww some trolls dont vvibe wwith moirails gettin physically intimate but i think a lot of feeling jams could be improvved wwith a handjob an it could still vvery much be a pale thing or a nice wwarm comfy titjob to calm you dowwn #nsfww
easy life hack instead a sittin on your hand and pretendin its someone else just get a friend to jerk you off no imagination required #nsfww
wwevve gotta be more selectivve wwith wwhich dumbfuck human wwords wwe choose to utilise in our owwn speech especially wwhen it comes to usin incredibly wwacky an ridiculous soundin wwords to refer to sexual topics like come on #vvaugeposting

give your local enby 20$ this #theythemthursday
slay the spire is an amazin game it has got to be one of the feww wworthwwhile achievvements to come from humanity as a species
☆ remember: always be your true unapologetic self! cringe culture is dead! ★












