Aphose
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Artiſt Actor Ardent Lover Now, now, that’s quite enough iſn’t it.
Someone once f★nt★sized ★bout me h★ving tent★cles. I still don't get th★t. #nsfw
What if we went to the aquarium and I told you about all the different fish species? #dateideas
Mmhahhaha, I jeſt. Come now what would you tell me, anything that could dazzle a fiſh in the fleſh?
Probably nothing you don't already know. But I have been super obsessed with the vampire squid lately. They're so pretty and the fact they can turn themselves inside out is super cool. Like, I think that would be so interesting, if you could just go nope, I'm inside out now! Plus, it's just a little guy! It won't do nothin to ya!
Ah yes, eluſive little creatures thoſe ones. On the rareſt of occaſions I will ſee them through the portholes of my hive, but they are uſually more preoccupied with the trifling matters of a falſe ſquid.
That's so cool that you get to see them sometimes! They're just so cool and have been in my brain since I learned about them.
Indulge me, what draws a warmblood ſuch as yourſelf towards ſuch dangerous paſſions? Unleſs I am miſunderſtanding your ſtation and attributing a falſe caſte to ſome caſteleſs being amidſt the realm of this ſuppoſedly multiverſal platform.
Well, I'm human so we don't have that kinda caste system. I was born wealthy which was cool. And I know there's a lot of stuff in the ocean that could kill me but I just think they're really neat! I've always loved the ocean when I was a child. My dad used to call me his little mermaid. I also think a lot of marine animals are misunderstood by the general public. Like, sharks are not all that dangerous. Yeah, those cases do happen but you're more likely to get killed by a cow than be attacked by a shark. And, I dunno. I've always just felt a deep connection to the water!
Am I to believe an affinity towards the ſeas is a uniquely noble attribute even beyond my perceivable realm? How flattering. The reſt of this vernacular is loſt on me however.
Hm, I guess so! We know less about our oceans than we do about space! It's pretty wild. And yeah, that's fair. I suppose we would have different ways of saying things.
>+. FORGOT I EXISTED! .+<
You know they ſay ſeadwellers “aren’t playing” when they pull this profile picture out. https://i.imgur.com/z3DufuL.png
and its alvways really old paintings too
꒦꒷ im ashamed. i just THOUGHT ABOUT THE WORD "ASS" AND SNORTED. I AM A GROWN ASS MAN.
LIKE I'LL BE LISTENING TO TROLL TWENTY ONE PILOTS AND THEN FUCKING. BASE AFTER BASE PLAYS. WHAT? I DON'T EVEN PLAY GEOMETRY DASH ANYMORE.
Now then let us teſt the waters of this here Chittr.ing. What of the bread and circus? Hot takes, culling tutorials? Surely there is ſome ſemblance of a natural order to this algorithmic illuſion of a free market in pageantry.
have you rwead eat by nagabe
Am I to aſſume you’ll fill me in irregardleſs? Make haſte, will you.
Well, ebearyone around here has something to say, and has a *idée fixe* that they must share it with the word, irregardless of its actual *paramountcy.* So, I suppawse your plan of action should involve speaking your unfiltered opinions to just about any hear duct that will listen.
✿ 𖧧he m❦❦ns d❦ l❦❦k ed𖥧ble when 𖧧hey gl❦w jus𖧧 r𖥧gh𖧧 ✿
Would it not be ſimply the moſt delicious to graſp towards the heavens and have their matured ſyrup trickle through your fingers like a delightful celeſtial prune juice
Perhaps I’ll juſt cut to the chaſe then. Nary a nibble on my lure? Surely at leaſt one of you has the ſenſe to recognize He who ſtands before you.
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sorry don't know who you are at all. nice to meet you though i think? or maybe not lol.
A damn ſhame that is as you deſcribe the preciſe ecoſyſtem of which I nurture! Bah, perhaps it is the folly of thoſe niche, curated fruits that the ſeeds have not been ſown ſo widely.
Embarrassing for you, big dog.
Ah, ſo very quick with the perſnickety ſnark and accuſations of ſadiſm! Why, ſurely a young man of ſuch royal ſtature has never before had ſuch inſults levied againſt him. Not! If my preſence here is as droll and monotonous as every other vain peacocking prince in your immediate vicinity then do yourſelf the favor and ſave yourſelf the trouble of repriſing the ſame tired ſlander.
Have you cubsidered a publicist? While I, naturally, can appreciate the more subtly idiosyncratic spaces, it can be hard to get notoriety. Outside help could remedy this.
And now if I were to agree how on Alternia would I earn that deſerved place in your tender puſher?
There's no room for you in there
Alas perhaps you are right. I was naïve to think my flazé Ludditetry would not ſo immediately inſult the maſſes with their rears dutifully cemented to their loungeplanks like barnacles on hard ſubſtrate.