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WIKIPE-TAN'S HIGHLIGHTED ARTICLE OF THE NIGHT SAYS... Her Imperious Condescension¹, known colloquially as The Condesce, formally known as W[REDACTED]r² Condesce, is the one and only Empress of the great Alternian Empire³. She was hatched on [REDACTED]² in the sweep [REDACTED]² and has served as the sovereign ruler of the Empire for [REDACTED]² sweeps. Hatched into royalty, as all fuchsiabloods are, the Condesce rose to prominence in the sweep [REDACTED]² when she came of age and challenged the previous Empress for the right to rule. The Condesce’s ritualistic slaughter⁴ of the last monarch secured her spot on the throne where she has ruled Alternia withh a perfectly manicured⁵ fist ever since. Just a few of the Condesce’s many achievements include: - quashing lowblood revolts (eg., the Sufferer’s Sacrifice⁶) - banishing adult trolls from Alternia following yet another failed rebellion⁷ - maintaining a psychic connection with Gl’golyb, The Rift’s Carbuncle⁸ to prevent the Vast Glub …. Whew, this article is quite lengthy! For further reading, visit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Her_Imperious_Condescension ¹ You know her, you love her! ² Uh oh… looks like this information has been redacted from all known imperial records! ³ You know it, you love it! ⁴ As is tradition, heiresses who think they have what it takes are driven to challenge the sitting sovereign to a duel to the death. The winner keeps the tiara for herself and ascends to the title of Alternia’s reigning Empress. ⁵ TrollMZ on Instagrub. (@TrollMZ). "HER IMPERIOUS CONDESCENSION SPOTTED SLAYING AND #SLAYING WITH ANOTHER PERFECT MANICURE." ¹² ⁰⁵ ³¹³⁷, ⁴:¹⁷ PM. Instagrub. ⁶ The Sufferer’s Sacrifice, also known as the Sufferer’s Shame, refers to an alleged incident in which a mutantblood spoke out against the Condesce’s rule and was summarily executed for it. For more information, visit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sufferers_Shame ⁷ This failed rebellion, incited by the hands of a bronzeblood known as the Summoner, was allegedly inspired by the life of the Sufferer. For more more information, visit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_failed_lowblood_revolts ⁸ Gl’bgolyb, The Rift’s Carbuncle, Emissary to the Horrorterrors, Speaker of the Vast Glub, She Who Sleeps in the Abyss, Big Mama, Bringer of the Glubpocalypse. #WikipetanHighlightedArticle @coronateCruelty