♦ pitied by @corporateCasanova
↘️i understand what a chud is.↘️ ↗️COOL↗️ ↘️honorable↘️ ↗️UNIQUE↗️ ↘️deskworker.↘️ ↗️SO YES.↗️ ↘️i am a chud.↘️
✧˗ˏˋGET ME OUT OF THIS BORING MEETING, its been 3 hours more like 3 SWEE𝐏S, I'm the guy that runs things in this place, I need to hire someone for this im going to start biting my nubs off!!! #HELLISREALANDITSA𝐏OWER𝐏OINTSLIDESHOWˎˊ˗✦
↗️I AM ATTEMPTING TO RECRISP MY BLOOMING TEAR-JERKING BULBVEGETABLE IN THE OFFICE AIRFRIER, DESPITE CLAIMS THAT THE↗️ ↘️"scent is too odorous and consuming that we literally cannot breathe"↘️ ↗️AND THAT↗️ ↘️"i am a blight upon everyone who has ever deigned to interact with me for longer than strictly necessary"↘️ ↗️BUT IT IS NOT BECOMING RECRISP, MERELY SOGGYING UP FRUTHER.↗️ ↘️why.↘️
- Haha, oh godsh. Ha. Thank you. Thank you. Sorry. Sorry. Sorry,. Sorry. SAorry. Sorry. Sorry. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
↗️DO NOT LET THE FACT THAT I AM ON MULTIVERSAL TELEVISION CONVINCE YOU THAT I AM NOT ENDLESSLY WORKING ON MY GRINDSET.↗️ ↘️i am literally completing my tasks from my position on #angelsnutritionblock.↘️ ↗️THE CONSEQUENCE OF MY FAILURE ON THE SHOW IS "GRAVE PHYSICAL INJURY" AND "GRIEVOUS DAMAGE DONE TO MY ALREADY MEAGER, UNDESERVED PAYCHEQUE", ACCORDING TO A NEWSLETTER ISSUED BY MY BOSSES.↗️ ↘️all of whom hold the reigns with their capable, strong prongs.↘️ ↗️MY VICTORY IS GUARANTEED UNDER THEIR COMMAND.↗️ ↘️my bite wounds ache, the anticoagulant contained within grub spittle burns, for those who did not know.↘️
◌ I think I might be losing my mind. ⧂
↘️i will continue to write extensive, lengthy reviews of my superiors and their physique.↘️ ↗️I WILL NOT BE DETERRED BY THE LESS THAN STELLAR ATTENTION SPANS OF MY GREATEST DETRACTORS.↗️ ↘️i am submitting myself to levels of devotion never before seen.↘️ ↗️IF THERE IS A PUDDLE ON THE GROUND, I WILL REMOVE MY COAT AND LAY IT DOWN SO THAT THEY CAN WALK OVER IT WITHOUT TARNISHING THEIR STEP PROTECTORS.↗️ ↘️if there is a gap too large for them to safely leap, i will extend my measly height (6.3 steplengths) across it and allow them to trample me as a makeshift bridge.↘️ ↗️I AM FULFILLED.↗️
↘️the corporate ladder has accommodated too many trolls who deign only to↘️ ↗️"FAIL UPWARDS."↗️ ↘️there are countless worksquares and laborblocks lined with slacklustre subordinates.↘️ ↗️WHO DON'T EVEN CARE TO THANK THEIR BOSS FOR FORCING THEM TO CONSUME THEIR POORLY CONSTRUCTED PROFIT REPORTS.↗️
◌ I have also been reprimanded by my competition for wearing a suit to the event. Unfortunately, I exclusively packed suits, so this is something we are all going to have to deal with. ⧂
↗️MY WORKSQUARE NEIGHBOR HAS COMPLAINED ONCE MORE THAT MY DANDRUFF HAS BECOME "TOO INTRUSIVE TO THE WORK ENVIRONMENT".↗️ ↘️is there literally nothing i can do to ensure he is placed elsewhere, on some other kind of reassignment.↘️ ↗️I LITERALLY PRAY THAT HE IS SENT OFF-PLANET, AT LONG LAST, EVERY NIGHT.↗️ ↘️he is as sickening as he is effective with a spreadsheet.↘️ ↗️HIS EFFICIENCY WITH GOREGLE SLIDES IS NAUSEATING.↗️
↘️i cannot stand him.↘️ ↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cb8f7b9fab91.png ↗️
↘️i am hopeful that when my worksquare neighbor finally departs his mortal coil, that i am able to claim all of his belongings before they are redistributed in the bi-wipely "dead and gone" office soiree.↘️ ↗️I HAVE BEEN LOOKING AT HIS HOLEPUNCH FOR WHAT FEELS LIKE SWEEPS NOW.↗️ ↘️it will be mine.↘️
◌ Before I turned it into a company, I got my start tinkering in my hivedwell. The first thing I ever made commercially was a portable spinning blade device used to cool yourself off in the heat. I found out shortly after that those already existed when I was served legal papers, but it was a good learning experience. ⧂
↘️he did not even invite me to his hive to enjoy his catch.↘️ ↗️BUT THAT IS OKAY.↗️ ↘️i will return to the office shortly.↘️ ↗️IT IS ALL COMING UP WROTHE.↗️
↗️MY DETRACTORS ARE LITERALLY DOCTORING EVIDENCE TO MAKE ME APPEAR AS IF I AM SOME KIND OF REVOLTING OFFICEBEAST.↗️ ↘️and not just a highly dedicated and also devoted employee.↘️ ↗️PLEASE, TAKE THESE THINGS WITH A SECULAR GRAIN OF SODIUM GRIT.↗️
↗️I HAVE A MEETING WITH INHUMANE RESOURCES TONIGHT.↗️ ↘️i do not know why.↘️
↘️if i am replaced by artifical intelligence in the workplace, i am going to level the building.↘️
↘️do you ever see a helmsperson and seethe with something akin to greenery.↘️ ↗️I WOULD LITERALLY RATHER BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN A GOLDBLOOD, BUT SOMETHING ABOUT THEIR DESIGNATED ROLE.↗️ ↘️the glory of having a task assigned to you at hatching, a job destined onto you from wigglerhood.↘️ ↗️AN IMPERIAL SERVANT, GAINFULLY EMPLOYED OR AT LEAST STRIVINF TOWARDS IT, FROM YOUR VERY FIRST SWEEP TO YOUR VERY LAST.↗️ ↘️it makes me shudder to imagine, complete and utter devotion to your brigade of superiors.↘️ ↗️PHYSICALLY BOUND TO YOUR DUTIES, ESCAPE IS NOT AN OPTION, YOUR ATTENDANCE IS MANDATORY.↗️ ↘️is that not literally amazing.↘️
↘️i watched a new employee laugh at my business card.↘️
↗️I HAVE BEEN GIVEN A VERBAL WARNING FOR BRINGING ONION SOUP TO THE OFFICE.↗️ ↘️it is my midshift meal, why do i constantly have to bare criticism about what i choose to nutrify myself with.↘️ ↗️I CANNOT EVEN HAVE ANYTHING.↗️ ↘️whatever.↘️