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OKAY, EVERYONE. THE VERY LONG AWAITED SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF: THE MOIVE (AND BASICALLY ALL OF THE OTHER ONES TOO) REVIEW IS UP TO READ. DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YOU. HTTPS://LETTERBOXD.COM/CGENETICIST/FILM/SWEET-BRO-AND-HELLA-JEFF-THE-MOIVE/

letterboxd.comA ★★★★ review of Sweet Bro and Hella Jeff the Moive (2014)FIRST OF ALL, I JUST NEED TO LET YOU ALL KNOW THAT IT IS A CERTAIN SPECIAL KIND OF TORTURE TO REWATCH ALL OF THESE, MOIVE INCLUDED, IN ONE GO. HOWEVER I AM NOTHING IF NOT A DUTIFUL AND HUMBLE SERVANT TO THE ART OF FILM REVIEW, EVEN IF THE FILMS IN QUESTION AND SUBMITTED FOR PURVIEW ARE DAVE STRIDER’S. YOU ALL SHOULD KISS MY FUCKING BOOTS FOR THIS, BASICALLY. WHEN I SAT DOWN TO FINALLY WRITE THIS, MY GANDERBULBS SUFFICIENTLY BLOODSHOT AND FEELING THE DESPERATE NEED TO WATCH SOMETHING, ANYTHING, AS A PALETTE CLEANSER, I THOUGHT TO MYSELF: WHEREletterboxd.com