MAYBE I’LL GET INTERNET-CULLED FOR THIS, BUT NO ONE WHO WATCHES JENNIFER’S BODY REALLY GETS IT. THEY JUST SEE THAT HUMAN MEGAN FOX AND AMANDA SEYFRIED KISSING AND EVERY LAST BIT OF ENERGY KEEPING THEIR COGNITION FUNCTIONING GOES STRAIGHT TO THEIR BULGE.
ᐖ HEY. I ᑈAN FINK ITS HAWT AS FURK AN ALSO GRASP ᐖA THEMES OF OBJEᑈTIFIᑈATION ANᐖ THE SUBVERSIVE NATURE OF ᐖA MONSTROUS FEMININE. ᐛ
yup. nothing gets me hot and bothered like clam vwrestling. as long as there arent any boy ones, they ruin it, and jennifers body CERTAINLY doesnt make that mistake.
YEAH, YOU WOULD SAY SOMETHING LIKE THAT. “CLAM WRESTLING”, WHAT ARE YOU, FIVE????? WHY DON’T YOU GO AND MAKE YOURSELF ACQUAINTED WITH THE SHARP END OF A CULLING FORK? OR EVEN BETTER YET, YOU COULD FOLLOW IN THE FOOTSTEPS OF LOW SHOULDER AND GET RIPPED APART BY A BLOODTHIRSTY HUMAN GIRL. THOUGH YOU WOULD PROBABLY ENJOY IT, FREAKSHOW.
s0rry, what were y0u saying? i heard human megan f0x and human amanda seyfriend kissing and every last bit 0f energy keeping my c0gniti0n functi0ning went straight t0 my bulge.
HAR HAR FUCKING ***HAR***. YOU’RE NOT GOING TO RAGE BAIT ME INTO GOING OFF ON YOU.
it's n0t ragebait if it's true. i'm stiff just thinking ab0ut it. unf. in fact, n0w that y0u menti0n it, maybe i'll g0 rewatch jennifer's b0dy t0 bl0w 0ff a little steam.
COME BACK AND READ THIS THEN WHEN ALL OF YOUR BLOOD ISN’T RUSHING TO YOUR HEINOUS BULGE.