I POSTED THIS ON MY SEVERANCE THREAD ON MY PAGE, BUT FELT IT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO LET EVERYONE ELSE WHO ISN’T KEEPING UP WITH THE TAG OR MY PAGE KNOW ABOUT IT. SO NOW THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM. I HAVE FINISHED SEVERANCE SEASON ONE. I HAVE BEEN SO FUCKING BUSY THAT I’M NOT GOING TO POST PER-EPISODE FOR THE LATTER HALF OF SEASON ONE, BUT JUST KNOW I HAVE *THOUGHTS*, AND I AM PHYSICALLY RESTRAINING MYSELF FROM TYPING AN ANTHOLOGY FOR YOUR SAKE AND MY OWN. MY TAKEAWAYS, WITHOUT RECAPPING THE PLOT, BECAUSE AGAIN, NOBODY HAS THE SPONGECELLS: THE INNIES LEARN A SNIPPET OF WHAT THEIR LIVES ARE RESPECTIVELY LIKE FOR THEIR OUTIES DUE TO THE OVERTIME CONTINGENCY CONSPIRACY THEY PULL OFF, AND HOLY SHIT?! HELLY IS AN EGAN? AND SHE’S KIND OF DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE FOR FURTHERING LUMON’S BULLSHIT. AND WE LEARN THAT MARK’S WIFE IS ***ALIVE***, AND SHE’S… MISS CASEY?! FUCKKKKKK. OH MY GOD. I NEED A MINUTE. WHAT THE FUCKING BARFING SHITTING FUCK IS THE WAFFLE PARTY ABOUT. UGH, IT GIVES ME SHIVERS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. THERE’S DEFINITELY SOMETHING HEINOUSLY CULTY ABOUT LUMON (DUH), FROM THE WEIRD ORGY DANCE CEREMONY POOR DYLAN HAD TO EXPERIENCE TO THE HUMAN SCIENTOLOGY REFERENCES DOWN TO EVEN KIER EGAN’S FACE BEING ON ALL OF THE LICENSE PLATES AND RESTAURANTS BEING NAMED BY THE FOUR TEMPERS, IT’S CLEAR THEY’RE RUNNING THIS SHIT. BUT WHAT’S THE *PURPOSE*. THAT’S WHAT I’M MISSING. MAYBE IT’S BECAUSE I’M NOT A PSYCHO AND THEREFORE DON’T THINK LIKE ONE, BUT I CAN’T SEEM TO MAKE THE COMPLETE CONNECTION JUST YET. I’M ALREADY EAGERLY LOOKING FORWARD TO WATCHING AND SUBSEQUENTLY REWATCHING ALL THE REST OF THE EPISODES. HAVE THIS GODAWFUL SCREEN GRAB OF SETH THAT MAKES MY PUSHER DROP INTO MY ASSHOLE. #MOVIEKAT #SEVERANCE HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/E433084A0106.JPEG
