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THE. FUCKING. ODYSSEY. LONGTIME READERS AND FIRST-TIME OBSERVERS, I BRING YOU THE #MOVIEKAT REVIEW TO MARK THE FUCKING AGES. I STARTED THIS REVIEW UNDER THE PRETENSE THAT I WOULD BE GOING ON THIS JOURNEY ON MY OWN. BUT HUBRIS HAS A REAL FUNNY WAY OF KICKING YOU IN THE SHINS (SPOILERS). I TOLD @CARBOLICGALVANOLOGIST ABOUT THE FACT THAT I’D JUST SAT THERE IN A DARK THEATRE AND GNAWED BASICALLY THROUGH THE BOTTOM OF MY KERNELSPLOSION BUCKET FOR THREE HOURS, AND YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT HE DID? HE SAID TO ME, “KARKAT. WE HAVE TO DO THIS TOGETHER. WE HAVE TO DELIVER ODYSSEY TO THE PEOPLE.” SO. HERE WE ARE....Read more
SEVERANCE EPISODE 7 SEASON 2, TIMESTAMP 16:38. I NEED TO SCREAM ABOUT THIS. SPOILERS, SORRY NOT SORRY. OH FUCK RIGHT OFF. GEMMA WAS FUCKING PREGNANT. ARE YOU KIDDING ME. HER AND MARK HAD SUCH A HAPPY LIFE TOGETHER AND NOW WE’RE HERE. YOU CAN *SEE* THE LIGHT LEAVING HER EYES IN THE TEN SECONDS OF THAT CLIP FROM THE TIMESTAMP. I’M FUCKING ILL, IM GOING TO BE SICK EVERYWHERE AND IT’S BEN STILLER’S FAULT.
GREAT TALKS IN #ABCC #ABCCGMT’S FILM CLUB FORUM. A WELCOME DISTRACTION FOR ME RIGHT NOW. #GETIN. #MOVIEKAT HTTPS://MSPARP.CHAT/ABCCFILMCLUB
I POSTED THIS ON MY SEVERANCE THREAD ON MY PAGE, BUT FELT IT IMPORTANT ENOUGH TO LET EVERYONE ELSE WHO ISN’T KEEPING UP WITH THE TAG OR MY PAGE KNOW ABOUT IT. SO NOW THIS IS YOUR PROBLEM. I HAVE FINISHED SEVERANCE SEASON ONE. I HAVE BEEN SO FUCKING BUSY THAT I’M NOT GOING TO POST PER-EPISODE FOR THE LATTER HALF OF SEASON ONE, BUT JUST KNOW I HAVE *THOUGHTS*, AND I AM PHYSICALLY RESTRAINING MYSELF FROM TYPING AN ANTHOLOGY FOR YOUR SAKE AND MY OWN. MY TAKEAWAYS, WITHOUT RECAPPING THE PLOT, BECAUSE AGAIN, NOBODY HAS THE SPONGECELLS: THE INNIES LEARN A SNIPPET OF WHAT THEIR LIVES ARE RESPECTIVELY L...Read more
OKAY. I FINISHED SEASON ONE OF SEVERANCE. MY PAN IS TOO FRIED TO TYPE IT ALL UP RIGHT NOW, BUT JUST KNOW I ENJOYED THE EVERLOVING FUCK OUT OF THAT. #MOVIEKAT FULL REVIEW IN THE #SEVERANCE THREAD TOMORROW.
SITTING DOWN TO WATCH BACKROOMS IS ON MY SCHEDULE TOLIGHT. ANY SPOILER-FREE WATCH ADVICE? SNACK RECS? #MOVIEKAT
HERE IS THE OFFICIAL START OF #MOVIEKAT ‘S #SEVERANCE POSTING. LET’S GET FUCKING SEVERED. I’M NOT GOING TO GET TOO GRANULAR HERE, IT’S JUST GOING TO BE MY OWN THOUGHTS AS I WATCH EACH EP, SHORT AND SIMPLE, BECAUSE NOBODY INCLUDING MYSELF HAS TIME FOR A GODDAMN SAGA WHILST I’M IN THE MIDST OF MY MAGNUM OPUS. IF ANYONE COMMENTS ON THIS THREAD YOU’RE GETTING CULLED. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/F967626A0ED3.JPEG
SOMEONE (@HANDMAID) HAS HELD ME CAPTIVE AND DECIDED THAT WE’RE GOING TO WATCH ALL OF SEVERANCE OVER THE COURSE OF THE NEXT WIPE. ALL AT ONCE. NO BREAKS ON THIS TRAIN, CHUGGA CHUGGA. SO YOU DEAR READERS WILL BE COMING ALONG FOR THE RIDE AS I CHIT PER EPISODE ON THE MANY, MANY PLIGHTS OF MARK AND HELLY. IT’S ALREADY GOT ME HOOKED. #KARVIEWS , BECAUSE I CAN’T THINK OF A BETTER ONE. #MOVIEKAT? HM. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/4559F7657C7D.PNG