#ABCCGMT THIS WEEK IS CANCELLED. SORRY, JUST THOUGHT I WOULD CUT RIGHT TO THE CHASE WITH THAT. THE ADORABLOODTHIRSTY CINEMASSACRE GMT SHOWING THIS WEEK IS CANCELLED, BECAUSE UNSEEN FORCES IN MY LIFE HAVE MADE IT VERY APPARENT THAT THEY WANT MY LUNCH MONEY, AND THEY’RE GOING TO TURN ME UPSIDE DOWN BY MY ANKLES AND SHAKE ME TILL THEY BREAK ME FOR ANY LOOSE POCKET CHANGE. AND THEN KICK ME IN THE SCENT NUB. AND THEN RIP OUT MY FANGS ONE BY ONE TOO WHILE THEY’RE AT IT. THIS MEANS THAT I’VE TAKEN SOME EXTRA SHIFTS TO MAKE UP FOR THE INCOMING LOSS. I’M SURE LITERALLY NOBODY ACTUALLY GIVES A SHIT, EITHER, SINCE ALL THE ACTION IS AT THE NORMAL #ABCC, BUT Y’KNOW, FOR POSTERITY’S SAKE I MIGHT AS WELL JUST HAVE THE FORESIGHT TO SAY NAY, THERE WILL BE NO PRINCESSING MY BRIDE TONIGHT ON THIS SIDE OF THE UNIVERSE. SORRY.
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DON’T WORRY, CARBKAT’S ABCC IS NORMAL TIME. JUST NOT ME.