COME, MISTER TALLY MAN, TALLY ME CINE-MA. GET READY TO FUCKING JUMP IN THE LINE, ROCK YOUR BODY IN TIME #ABCC, BECAUSE WE’RE GOING SOMEWHERE THAT’S GREEN FOR #SIDESPLITTERWEEK. WHY SIDESPLITTER? BECAUSE THESE MOVIES ARE FUCKING SO HILARIOUSLY DARK, THAT THEY’LL BUST YOUR GUTS AND SPILL THEM ALL OVER THE FLOOR. MAKE SURE YOU PURCHASE A MOP THROUGH OUR WEBSITE. CLEAN UP AISLE YOU. WE’VE GOT ONE HELL OF A LINEUP. TAKE A LOOK: #GMT-ABCC IS HOSTING LITTLE SHOP OF HORRORS (1986). #EST-ABCC IS HOSTING BEETLEJUICE (1988). #PST-ABCC IS HOSTING TUCKER & DALE VS. EVIL (2010). AS WE GET CLOSER TO THE PUNY HUMAN HOLIDAY OF ALL HALLOW’S EVE, THESE MOVIES ARE ONLY GOING TO GET SPOOKIER FROM HERE, BUT WE’RE STARTING WITH SOME CLASSIC LAUGHS WITH A DARK TWIST TO GET THE BLOOD FLOWING. IF YOU’VE NEVER SEEN THESE ONES, CLEAR YOUR SCHEDULE. IT’S WELL WORTH IT. WE'LL BE STARTING AT 7PM ON FRIDAY FOR OUR GHASTLY MIST VIEWERS, THEN ONTO 7 PM EST FOR BEETLEJUICE, AND 7 PM PST FOR T&D. I KNOW I MADE A BIG FAT STINK ABOUT IT BEING AT 9 THE LAST FEW WEEKS, BUT SURPRISE, I LIKE MAKING YOU ALL SUFFER APPARENTLY. NEXT WEEK WILL BE BACK TO 9. HOP ON THE #ABCC-CHATTR TAG AN #ABCC-GMT TAG TO LIVEBLOG WITH YOUR FELLOW CHITTRERS, ETC ETC BLAH BLAH FUCKING BLAH. IF YOU HAVE QUESTIONS, COMMENTS, OR A MOVIE SUGGESTION OF YOUR OWN, HEAD TO ABCC'S WEBSITE, LINKED BELOW. I’VE ALSO LINKED A CHAT BOX FOR ONGOING MOVIE DISCUSSIONS IN THE FORUM STYLE, SO WE CAN ALL DEBRIEF OR PREBRIEF WITHOUT CLOGGING THE FEED. SOME PEOPLE DON’T WANNA SEE THAT SHIT. THEY’RE MISSING OUT, BUT FAIR IS FAIR. RSVP IN THE COMMENTS NOW WITH YOUR PREFERRED SHOWING(S). #GETIN.
