DO NOT ATTEMPT TO KIDNAP ME. I HAVE A LOADED REVOLVER AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT. OF COURSE there is possibly a universe where i miss my shots and fail horribly in other words DONT TOUCH ME UNLESS YOU WISH TO FIND OUT YOURE IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I DONT MISS???
I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOUR APPROXIMATE KNOWLEDGE ON MANY SUBJECTS, MAN.
THEN WHAT DO YOU NEED TO KIDNAP
i know you know how to use one too
SOME GUY.
.. if youre looking for actual advice, meet me you-know-where
NO, ACTUALLY I DON’T KNOW WHERE.
If they're close enough to attempt a kidnapping, a knife will be cleaner. But regardless, they won't last long enough to even get you out of the door.
MY APPROXIMATE KNOWLEDGE WOULD REALLY HAVE COME IN HANDY.
YOU’RE GATEKEEPING FROM A COLD, HUNGRY, MAN.
if only there was some way to fix this