Well well well. Hello, little people. ‘S’pose I could go on and on about who I am, why I’m here, but…weeeell, why spend all that effort when all you really need to know is: I am The Master. And you will obey me.
Are you comparing me to a Doctor? Oooh, I’ll schedule you to die first for that one!
Well, that’s fun! Let’s see where that little game leads, then, shall we?
...sure...
oh! did i strike a nerve? sorry there's just so many wanna be rulers! gosh.
...W3LL NOW TH4T SONGS GONN4 B3 STUCK 1N MY H34D
Ooh, ‘wannabe’! That one really stings. ‘Cept it doesn’t, considering I’m the Master of the universe. Self-proclaimed, but I like to think big.
which one? there's a whole bunch of those!
Oh, mine. To start with. Then I’ll pop over to the neighbor, have a cup of tea, wipe out a few civilizations, burn a few galaxies…then, why stop the FUN there? Want me to move yours up the list, sweetheart?
i mean if you wanna die. my friends and i took care of the last guy and he was like if the incredible hulk was really really ugly and had time powers! and lasers.