Felt announcement. #feltannouncement Da boss has mandated the mobilization of da Felt in order ta' take down da paparazzi. If you see any irresponsible photographers takin' pics of mildly to incredibly famous folks without their consent, you are authorized and compelled to wack 'em out cold and send 'em straight to meet up wit' da fishes. We'll be doing quarterly quota checks to make sure this menace is eliminated. That's all for now.
>>>(What) do (They) have to hide outside of three hundred and sixty degrees of unflattering angles?.. >>>(Much) to consider...
I can't believe The Felt are muscling in on my 'Paparazzi Punching' services now. Can't have shit in Midnight City.
Hey, wasn't my idea. But if the boss wills it, the boss gets it. Only way outta dis one is if you unteach him the idea of what a paparazzi is. (I had to break it down for him carefully 15 minutes ago.)
Well on one-hand that's less spondulicks goin' around. On the other more paparazzi punched. Guess you gotta take the good with the bad.