UNEXPECTED LEGEND IN BAGGING AREA. TOLIGHT CALLS FOR SOME PROPER FUCKING SCRAN, SO YOU KNOW I HAD TO TAKE A WEE TRIP TO MUCK AND SPLICERS FOR SOME GERRY GRUBS. NOW THESE WILL MAKE YOU CAUSE A FUCKING SCENE. WHAT A FUCKING BELTER OF A SNACK THESE ARE. UN-FUCKING-REAL. TELL YOU WHAT, I’LL HAVE THESE AFTER MY TEA AND THEN YOU BETTER FUCKING WATCH OUT BECAUSE I’M GOING OUT TO START A FIGHT. THESE MAKE ME ABSOLUTELY OFF MY NUGBONE. #BOSH x
MEANS THE JOBS DONE, MEANS IT’S CLEAN AS A WHISTLE. WHICH IS WHAT THIS BAG OF GERRY GRUBS IS ABOUT TO BE OYYYYYYY x
oohhhhh yeah okay this makes sense now
:33< what kind of tea kallum
A MILLION ALTERNIAN CAEGARS TO THE FIRST ONE WHO *BOSHES* A HOLE IN THE SPONGECASE OF THIS WALKING MIGRAINE WITH A PALMHUSK. HOW DO THEY TASTE, THOUGH.
THEY ARE RIGHT SOUR BUT THEY’VE GOT A SWEET FINISH. MUCH LIKE ME WHEYYYY. I CAN TRANSPORTALISE YOU SOME MATE x
PEPPERMINT. THESE GIVE ME A TUMMY ACHE AFTER I’VE HAD EM THAT’S WHY I GO OFF ON ONE. x
THERE IS NO WAY IN RIME-FROSTED *HELL* THAT I AM GIVING YOU MY TRANSPORTALI*Z*ER COORDINATES. WE CAN DO THIS BY DEAD DROP. SENDING YOU COORDINATES TO AN UNINHABITED CORNER OF THE FUCKING MOON. OUTSIDE OF THE TIME DILATION ZONE. THAT OUGHT TO BE DEAD ENOUGH FOR WHATEVER PANDEAD OVERSEAS GUMMY SLOP YOU'RE SENDING ME.
TWO BAGS OF GERRY GRUBS ARE COMING YOUR WAY MATE JUST LET ME GET ON THE DELIVEROO SERVICE XXXXX x
X((< awe nyo not the tummy ache
:33< mew have to let me know what they taste like karkat :33c