[a phone recorded video, a little over four minutes long, of what looks like a dave in kamina shades wielding a katana. hes flashstepping around, cutting fruits, vegetables, pots, pans, and the occasional smuppet in half as theyre launched out of a modified clay pigeon thrower. his expression, whenever visible, is stoic, but his battle cries are loud and violent. eventually the objects stop firing at him and hes left with a mess on the floor. in what almost looks like a cut in the footage the mess disappears. the dave floats over to his phone and ends the recording.]
Kult: +59
Kull: +45
Total: 104
Ratio: 1.31

