ii meet 2o many troll2 who tell me they'd rather kiill them2elf than become a help2man. to that ii alway2 2ay: don't be riidiiculou2!! you'd never be giiven the optiion. #thehelp2log #cw-2uiiciide #keepyourchiinup
but zoologer, ii can thiink of no better 2pot to be than be2iide you, perhap2 even 2tiirriing your tea for you iif you would allow me. a2 both a friiend and a member of the tiirele22 workiing ca2te, ii liive to 2erve! #iiliiveto2erve
ii am 2orry to hear that. would you liike help arrangiing a vii2iit to the mediiculler2?

some people are so envvious

wwell if you wwish to stir my tea for me then i am certainly not the kind a high blood wwould be so rude as to turn up my nose at such a fine and gentletroll like request but i wwish to aid you in kind so perhaps i can offer you a nice and soothin shoulder rub to ease you into the swweetest a comforts i can only imagine that a vvaliant life a wworkin so wwell has givven you somethin of a rugged physique am i right helpsman my dear

i forgivve you
That's good. That sounds llike something I coulld feasiblly spin into amnesty for that truck of medicall suppllies I had stollen. It was bound to a high bllood medicull Center so I hope you do not mind.

of course not i trust that you needed those medicull supplies for injured lowwbloods wwho havve no doubt been injured by your reckless and feckless ideas a rebellion and fightin so called tyranny i wwill simply havve to dig into my coffers and buy them a neww case a medicull supplies i sure do hope that they reach that medicull center but i can rest easy knowwing that i did my part to ensure this wworld is bright and filled wwith lovve and healin
heh well ii don't liike to brag a2 iit'2 unbecomiing of 2omeone iin my 2tatiion, but ye2, hangiing on to the termiinal2 all niight iin order for them to 2iiphon my energy giive2 me *quiite* the arm workout. ii'd appreciiate a 2houlder rub but only iif iit doe2n't hurt your hand2. ii'm told ii'm pretty ten2e.
