if you dont like me at my wworst youre REALLY not goin to like me at my best

This would imply someone likes you to 8egin with. At a 8ase level.
mindfang youre such a flirt tossin the nasty pitch my wway i can see wwhere my serket gets it from somethin about an apple and a tree

My apologies, I had no idea you were illiter8.

B33 < i still think you can do bettpurr but meowbe im just cheering on a lost cause atp
this is the exact sentiment a fella wwas fishin for not tryin to get sappy but no ones evver had any faith in the prince of HOPE thanks devva

BPP < stop trying to be endearing without actually impurroving
fine jesus youd be proud of the wway i handled a mutant earlier but ill KEEP TRYIN

BDD < nice!! B33 < wielding my ornery feather rapscallion powpurrs fur good ig h33h33
> we ju2t dont l1ke you per1od <