Feferi and Jake. Right. Naturally. A combination a sensible as the old fluffernutter. Age-old friends with malicious intentions in the ZILCH range. Hanging out. Performing physical exertion. Probably in skin-tight clothes. As one does. Sweating. Grunting. That's just peachy to old Jane. I. LOVE. WHEN MY FRIENDS BECOME FRIENDS. I WISH WE COULD ALL JUST. MELT TOGETHER. INTO ONE BIG SIZZLING AMALGAM. FRIENDBORG. HEY, WHEN'S THE LAST TIME WE PITCHED A FRIENDBORG? IS ANYONE FEELING INCLINED? I'M BORED. LET'S DO A FRIENDBORG. THAT WAY WE CAN ALL BE TOGETHER. EQUALLY. BOY. WITH THE WAY THESE TWO ARE PIGEONHOLED OFF TO ONE SIDE YOU'D THINK THEY WERE
... Aw. :B
You were making some crazy accusations about me mister!! You cant flatter me into swooning over you!!!
I don't know. Look at him. Can't you find it in your heart? We had our own tiff in the beginning, too, but I'm actually growing quite fond of him.
glad this is like out because i want to make clear i think jane is beautiful yeah but in the way an art piece is beautiful not that shes a piece aight hold up look jane is someone a lot of people should see and appreciate i want everyone to be able to have unfettered access to her words and her photos and her selfies and her cute lil drabbles and her squeamish little yip sounds she makes when she sees some shit her mind cant reconcile its like the most adorable dazzly eyes thing that ever got seen i want her to have friends i do i dont want to take away from that or discourage the practice motherfuck i run the dojo of jane getting out and seeing people and maintaining connections do you have any idea how easy it would be for her to slave away at the office forever to impress some invisible one day suitor hopeful she would never live a day in her life if it werent for nemesisters like you waging war on her bad vibes thats kind of the point of me saying anything at all holy fuck
i admit i got worked up i dont like being seen as some creepy ass focused sex pest because i did something funny i swear jane said i could she gave me and i quote "Singular hall pass. Go Nutterbutter." i asked for clarity multiple times and spent an entire half hour which was the duration the nutterbutter hall pass was good for typing nothing else
youre friends with her cmon you know how cute it is when she laughs
still im sorry
that makes one of us i dont like how i handled this or how personally i took it thank you though maybe ill feel better after i bust some rhymes