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@barackObama[BO]

MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS. It has come to my attention that my profile picture was misleading. While I previously used it to appeal to my human constituents, I see this was now in error. Many believed me to be human and compared me to my Earth counterpart, Obama. I am not human. Let me be clear; my name is Barak Trollbama. I am Alternian, an olive-blood, and I am soon to be 30 sweeps old. I am the current President of Earth-C, and was democratically elected. My thanks go out to @naughtyTechnician, who was kind enough to retake my profile picture to show my true likeness. I hope this announcement clears some things up. I apologize for the confusion my images have caused. I have attached an additional image to help show my likeness. Thank you for your time. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/selfie.png

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zOmG TROLLBAMA????? XD

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.....Sigh. Mr. Tr9ll6ama? D9 we have t9 have this talk again?

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Handsome! I will make sure your article is updated accordingly! Thank you for your dedication to upholding accuracy!

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>No I've met him, this is what he looks like

I am n9t referring t9 that. I t99 9nce saw him in pers9n. What I meant is him 9nly addressing Alternians 9n a site c9mp9sed 9f Alternian's, 6ef9rans, Humans, and th9se wh9 are 9f 9ther kinds. Had t9 get 9nt9 him a69ut this 9nce 6ef9re when he addressed every9ne except 6ef9rans.

there's a troll version of barack obama?!

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@barackObama[BO]

He is specifically referring to my usage of "My fellow Alternians" and not including those from Beeforus. However, that was a decision made to appeal to appeal to the Alternians with whom I share a closer relationship to. You will also note I did not address the announcement to the humans, either.

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@barackObama[BO]

Almost!