
hey charity auction going on were auctioning off iconic celebrity memorabilia things you can win. -adam sandler's golf clubs. -betty white's ashes. -the bone from owen wilson's nose. -a dog that once licked obama.

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ how the fuck did you get her ashes? #thatwomanwasatreasure #missthegoldengirls #thatshowwasfunnyasf #whatsthestartingbidoftheashesoutofmorbidcuriosity

i won them off her in a bet

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ Damn I didn't know she gambled like that I gotta respect the game #weloveyoubetty #IwouldaskaboutthebetbutIgetthefeelingyourenotgonnatellme #keepyoursecretsdrugstrider

i am not in charge of the auction prices im just tossing items that have piled up into the mix

₍ᐢᐢ₎★ You're probably the coolest strider on here to just describe that as "items you have piled up" tbh #Youputtheactionstothosecoolguyshades #letusknowhowtheauctiongoes #curiousaboutthatdogtoolmao

I will take the bone.

god dammit ro you know i gotta

i bet you will #NSFW #Suggestive

Yes, Strider?

That's gay. #nsfw #Homophobic