Alright, this is a tough one, but I have to be true to my word. #nsfw warning. Kill @emotionalCorpse, first off. No disrespect (maybe a little disrespect), but you're just not in a position to get any of the choices where I don't kill you. Quickly, probably painlessly and by surprise, because I'm 60% sure you'd make it gay, and that'd annoy me, so I'd stab you some more. Vicious homoerotic cycle. Marry @cmallieEntertainment. She's a pretty cool boss, and I wouldn't mind the energy she brings to the table. Would it be difficult to tie her down into monogamy? Yeah. Does human monogamy apply to the other quadrants? I don't know. But I couldn't pick either of the other options, because I don't wanna kill her, and it would probably throw a spanner into our professional relationship if we had sex. Also I really don't think she'd be anything but a top, so I don't see how that'd work. And last but not least, fuck @retroactiveAmnesiac. I don't know her that well, but she's a cute clown girl and she seems like the 'a little affection goes a long way' type. Which is great, considering I have a lot of that to give. Logistically difficult? Probably, because I'm pretty sure she only likes girls, which I believe categorically excludes me. But if that wasn't an issue? I would fuck that clown. This concludes my research. Regional variant equivalent picks are the same, if it matters; I'd make out with the clown and stay away from the haemoanon. Similar reasons. Thanks for participating!
i’ll expect it at all times just to make it awkward for you
you'll let your guard down eventually
oh no, i’m expecting actually *hoping* to be culled at all times so really it’s a lose lose situation for you #cw-self-harm technically
i'd kill you when you're asleep then?
if i get you a recuperacoon's worth of sopor will you shut up about this?
there's no pleasing you, is there. would a metal shield around your thinkpan block out the nightmares, or would you complain about rust?
against my will.