Troll Area 51 really sucks honestly. I did get to meet @slenderMan which is really cool but they keep like jabbing me with things and it hurts and they won't let me walk around. I've been secured to this angled medical bed thing for several hours now and it's so fucking boring. @barackObama Sorry to inconvenience you, Mr President, but is there any chance you could attempt to get me released? Thanks in advance.
Kult: +42
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