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Troll Area 51 really sucks honestly. I did get to meet @slenderMan which is really cool but they keep like jabbing me with things and it hurts and they won't let me walk around. I've been secured to this angled medical bed thing for several hours now and it's so fucking boring. @barackObama Sorry to inconvenience you, Mr President, but is there any chance you could attempt to get me released? Thanks in advance.

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Shoulda never vacationed at Troll Area 51

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Total: 10
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@barackObama[BO]

Well now why would you go and do that?

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Was not my choice unfortunately they put me here against my will

@barackObama[BO]

See above comment, Mr President. Placed in here against my will.

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@slenderMan[SM]

yeah they keep coming into my forest and leading me down there then i teleport out and they scream loud as fuuuuck

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