◣_◢ @golgoTThasTerror#1984 Looked aTT your page, and I mean TThis purely plaTTonically when I say TThaTT you are aTTTTracTTive as shiTT. JusTT TThoughTT you needed TTo know TThaTT, for some spiriTT lifTTing.
dont boost his ego hes already in the stratosphere with that shit and im trying to wrangle him down
◣_◢ I can'TT jusTT look aTT a man like TThaTT and *noTT* lifTT his ego up a liTTTTle. I'd be lying, and no one haTTes a liar. Even if I'm noTT acTTually lying I'd be lying in spiriTT by noTT saying anyTThing.
◣_◢ *No one likes a liar. Can go boTTh ways TThough, I guess.
Well shucks!! Thats awfully kind of you chum. I needed that today not going to lie. You seem like a real standup sort yourself even if reading your posts makes my eyes do a little jig. But i got the gist! And right back at you pal. Platonically of course. *wink*
Never once called me attractive yourself but the second somebody else does suddenly youre talking about wrangling me. Nobody wrangles a man they dont want their hands on dave. Thats just physics.
you being deadass right now yeah im not gonna go up to your face and be like hey dude guess what youre hot af also that doesnt count or does it i dont know my stomach is in knots and im saying the stupidest fucking shit known to man and somehow youre the object of my passion or something
So let me get this straight. Youre stingy with your compliments in person but then went and typed "object of my passion" where the entire internet can screenshot it forever. Hardly sticking to your guns are you there strider? Though honestly i think i prefer it this way. Reading it is way better than having to look you in the eyes while our faces do something silly.
more like your face does something silly and i just stare you down like you stole my money or killed my mother because we both know youre the one to crack under pressure way faster than me and thats saying something considering my recent rendezvous with full blown public meltdowns
I would NOT crack. I am a man of fortitude and steely resolve. I once stared down a wild boar for six minutes without blinking. You think some bleach blonde with knots in his tummy is going to break me? HA! Ive had skinny little guys like you for breakfast. Chewed up and swallowed no problem.