Deadeye ✧ Detective
@deadeyeDetective
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I'm assigning Scout to meal preparations for tomorrow's meeting. Wish me luck on him but cancelling the last minute or only grabbing candy from the general store.
Oh also, I feel I should mention that I only use the '♦️' this can mean anywhere from a 'like' to genuine pity. Any other reactions are either because it was so bad I ♠️'d it, ♥️'d, etc. If you care about what I may think of you/your content, then I suggest going outside and breathing some fresh air.
Maybe we should put him into a pear wiggler.
I never said we would let him out. I feel like it would work after a few years.
X Listen I have the perfect method for handling him- chemical lobotomization! x
I don't particularly agree with lobotomy, but I think he would. Karma is a bitch afterall.
The weather was actually nice for once. It was a tad cold yesterday, but tonight is especially comfortable. No clouds, no wind, just night owls and the moon.
I think now would be an opportune time to take a break and go outside for a little bit. Which I will be doing. Happily.
Enjoy your time offline. There is much to take note of right now.
There always is room for meditation and focusing on what matters beyond.
This is correct. I hope it is refreshing to focus on things elsewhere.
Just like a cockroach. #not-so-vagueposting #dashwatching
Have a cat for some eye bleach, chittr timeline. https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/IMG_5877.png
I'm not saying we should kill someone, but I think I may make one exception. #violence
I'd like to make up for the abhorrent post that occurred on this momentus day of days... #yuriday If you are looking for actual romantic advice, I recommend looking anywhere else besides at That One. Though, I feel like I need not say that to begin with. But as a few pointers, from yours truly, to help with your yuri #yearning : - Be yourself. - If she says no, there are others out there that will like your type of odd behavior. - Try getting to know them before determining this is who you intend to set your hearts on. I'm no romantic or anything of the sort, but at least I know some common fucking decency. #not-so-vagueposting
Happy #yuriday , I suppose. Fair thee well madam kissers and femme fatales.
It's a wonder to me on the content people willingly put onto the internet that will stand the tests of time.
It would be such a fine night if my car wasn't in the shop and the weather wasn't muggy. This comes as to no one's surprise.
Goodbye paper piles, I’ll be back later. https://file.garden/Zu7pjGV7oGLUPzsR/IMG_5870.png
If I had a nickel for every time I had to personally cater for weekly meetings, I would probably be a millionaire and never have to work again.
Better late than never. Obligatory first post here.