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Lead Investigator at Meddlesome Co. For questions & inquiries please call or visit us in downtown Metropolis for a consultation. My social media is not for soliciting.

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@noSignal[NS]

just posting for an update on this book im reading: fadeout by joseph hansen finished the first sixteen chapters of fadeout and i’m really enjoying it so far. dave brandstetter’s a great protagonist. very direct, but still interesting to follow. the pacing’s good too, feels like every conversation matters. keeps making me rethink what’s actually going on. glad you recommended it @deadeyeDetective

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I am so happy to hear you enjoying it! I also admire how quickly you're eating up the pages, so to speak, haha. I really need a day to myself to indulge in a book thoroughly, but work has been "work-ing".

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yeah when i'm having my down time i tend to get bored and curious about what's going on in the next chapter, it kind of pulled me in lol. work seems to be dreading us both, i hope everything's good on your end

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@noSignal[NS]

Good as can be, if I'm honest. I actually am caught up on paperwork and giving myself tomorrow all to myself. Being your own boss has it's own perks... and downsides, of course. But yes, I'm not complaining I hope you are well off on your end as well.

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I'm assigning Scout to meal preparations for tomorrow's meeting. Wish me luck on him but cancelling the last minute or only grabbing candy from the general store.

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Not cancelling.*** Auto-correct.

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Maybe we should put him into a pear wiggler.

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@contemporateAffeminate[CA]

Too merciful

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I never said we would let him out. I feel like it would work after a few years.

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X Listen I have the perfect method for handling him- chemical lobotomization! x

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@contemporateAffeminate[CA]

Try a feww millennia

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@justCallie[JC]

I don't particularly agree with lobotomy, but I think he would. Karma is a bitch afterall.

Agreed.

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I think now would be an opportune time to take a break and go outside for a little bit. Which I will be doing. Happily.

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Enjoy your time offline. There is much to take note of right now.

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There always is room for meditation and focusing on what matters beyond.

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It seems Cronus Ampora needs to be immediately returned to jail and tried for capital offenses.

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Agreed.

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@noSignal[NS]

can't sleep, something tells me if i take melatonin ill sleep a little too long anyone know a good way to get to sleep quickly?

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I recommend doing an extraneous exercise and hour before your scheduled bed time, taking a nice shower (not too hot, not too cold, a preferred temperature) and settle down in bed with a good book. Or you can idly do things on your phone for a while, a recent study shows that blue-light doesn’t actually impact your sleep.

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@noSignal[NS]

thanks for the advice, especially about blue light i heard about that. know any good books? i think i could purchase one on my phone, right?

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@noSignal[NS]

Of course, I know my way around a rough night so I’m a fan of predictable routine. As for books… I am rather fond of ‘Fadeout’ by Joseph Hansen. I’ve also been reading a fair share of Kafka books, but I understand reading tastes may vary. There are plenty of good reads.

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@noSignal[NS]

on brand for someone with detective in their handle would be partial to hardboiled fiction, haha. i'll pick up then, if it's interesting. i've had my fair share of mystery genres in my days, it might be right up my alley. appreciate it a lot, detective.

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@noSignal[NS]

You’re very welcome, there is no need to thank me, just extending a hand. It’s nice to have a good conversation with someone outside of the drama constantly happening around here… But yes. I hope you enjoy the read and get a good night’s rest. :)

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...Am I... "easy"?

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Don’t ever listen to an outside opinion of a person who talks with their head up their ass. You are you and no one can define you.

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I am disregarding the rest of the dashboard, by the way. I've been made uncomfortable enough by it for one night.

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That’s for the best.

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is #yuriday still happening?

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It’s always yuri day if you try hard enough. I think the lesbians are planning on an uprising against misogyny at the moment.

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Salutations. Dinner. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d3fa1f4d8303.png

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Please, tell me you don’t do this daily.

I do.

If you are tight on money and need proper nutrition, I recommend buying a lot of bean and rice sort of ingredients for meals and vitamins. You cannot live off saltines alone.

I'm not tight on money. I don't see what is incorrect about this choice of nightly routine.

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I’m not saying it is necessarily incorrect, I am just suggesting. I apologize.

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Trying to decide on a stylle of partner dance, still. Something that is intimate, but not too intimate to avoid being presumptuous.

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I recommend Waltzing or the classic Slow Dance.

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I think I will do both. The llatter is good for conversation, the former for showing her a good time. She was allways a skilled dancer, so something difficullt may be to her tastes

I am glad to be of assistance. Dance is a wonderful skill to have and an art to the most apt at such a craft. I hope you two have a wonderful time 'tearing up the floor' so to speak.

Since the death of god, there’s been a v a c a n c y open! I can fill that void. :)

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This wasn't in my agenda and I'll be ignoring this until the morning. Try not to burn down a winery.

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Sleep tight, old ‘pal’. I’ll keep things w a r m.

Firstly, not sleeping. Secondly, no. Absolutely not.

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Aw, what’s the matter? Scared of night t e r r o r s?

Not particularly. I just have a meeting and I would prefer it not to be cut short.

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