♡♢: !dM! :♤♧
@decisiveMatchmaker
♡ LOCATED ON [REDACTED], EARTH C! ♡ ♢ SHE/HE/MiRROR —— i DO NOT CONFORM TO GENDER! ♢ ♤ LOCAL GAL —— TROLL QUESTiONAiRE —— ASPiRiNG MATCHMAKER ♤ ♧ DMS OPEN ALWAYS! —— DON'T BE SHY! ♧ 15 UNiTS/21 YEARS
♡♢: EEEK! MY FiRST BADGE ON CHiTTR!——i'M OH SO STOKED!!! MAYBE THiS COULD BE A GOOD QUESTiON... ANY FELLOW BADGE-HAVERS! HOW'D YOU GET *YOUR* FiRST BADGE? :D :♤♧
♡♢: i'M *SO* SORRY FOR MY ABSENCE ON CHiTTR... MY FAMiLY HAD ANOTHER THROW-DOWN, WHiCH TOTALLY CAUSED MY SiSTER TO SLiCE THE SATELLiTE DiSH iN TWO!.. BUT i'M BACK NOW!.. i'LL TRY TO BE MUCH MORE ACTiVE NOW THAT THE iNTERNET iS FiNALLY WORKiNG! #ViOLENCE #MAAAYBE??? :♤♧
♡♢: HOLY SMOKES!.. HAPPY #MOiRAiLMONDAY AND #MATESPRiTMONDAY! i WiSH ANYONE iN THE CURRENT FLUSH/PALE QUADRANTS TO HAVE A *FANTASTiC* DAY TOGETHER! <3 <> :♤♧
♡♢: MMH... i CAN'T REALLY THiNK OF ANY QUESTiONS RiGHT NOW!.. UHM. BUT i'D LOVE TO HEAR A STORY OR OF SOME SORT! CAN BE ABOUT ANYTHiNG THAT HAS HAPPENED! :♤♧
`` ♡♢: SOME iNFO ABOUT CALiEGH STRiDER / OOC iNTRO :♤♧ `` Caliegh (Misspelt version of Caleigh) is unfortunately a DirkUU fankid alongside her twin sister, Dawn!.. Due to her being raised by most likely the last people you'd want to EVER be your parents, she's EXTREMELY agoraphobic——so she can only willingly socialize with others via the internet and working at her dad¹'s casino! Caliegh has absolutely NO IDEA how matchmaking, quadrants, romance or just RELATIONSHIP STUFF in general works, so she tends to just lurk on Chittr to get the gist of it! `` ♡♢: REFRENCE SHEET :♤♧ `` https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/435f42ad0d9c.png (she and her sister are up on artfight if you'd like to attack her sometime this july! user is jerk_ofall_trades) `` ♡♢: ASK FORM!.. OKAY GOODBYE NOW :♤♧ `` https://forms.gle/35XvWfLvfmp9q85o6
♡♢: HiYO!.. FiRST POST HERE! i'M A BiT NERVOUS iF i'M HONEST!.. SO i'LL START WiTH A QUESTiON MAYHAPS!.. FOR THE TROLLS OF CHiTTR! WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR MOST WEiRDEST OR *CRAZiEST* EXPERiENCE SO FAR?! ON CHiTTR OR NOT——i DON'T MiND! :♤♧
[I KNOW THE ONLY REA$ON I DON'T GO OUT WITH HIM A$ MU#H I$ BE#AU$E HE MAKE$ MY 10/10 $#ORE GO ↓]
♡♢: HEHEHOHO!——WELL i *GUESS* THAT'S PRETTY UNDERSTANDABLE! KEEP THOSE SCORES HiGH, KiNG! :♤♧
Two timelines collided into one extra fucked up quirky timeline. That’s my backstory.
♡♢: WOOAAH!——iS THERE JUST TWO OF YOU, OR DiD EACH DOUBLE OF ANOTHER FUSE iNTO ONE? :♤♧
We fused. Everybody did with their double, actually, so we don’t have weird fucked-up time twins on top of everything else. Silver lining?
♡♢: OH PHEWY!——THAT'S A GOOD THiNG!.. i COULD ONLY *iMAGiNE* HOW CONFUSiNG TiME-TWiNS WOULD BE! HOHOH! :♤♧
Yeah, I’ll leave that shit to my brother. Time is his shtick, not mine.
♡♢: AGREED!.. MY SiSTER AND DAD¹ HAVE A KNACK FOR TiME-SHENANiGANS TOO! :♤♧
♡♢: OW OWCHiE!.. i HOPE YOU'RE OKAY! DOCTOR!.. MUST'VE BEEN A GNARLY BURN! :♤♧