♡♢: !dM! :♤♧
@decisiveMatchmaker
♡ LOCATED ON [REDACTED], EARTH C! ♡ ♢ SHE/HE/MiRROR —— i DO NOT CONFORM TO GENDER! ♢ ♤ LOCAL GAL —— TROLL QUESTiONAiRE —— ASPiRiNG MATCHMAKER ♤ ♧ DMS OPEN ALWAYS! —— DON'T BE SHY! ♧ 15 UNiTS/21 YEARS
`` ♡♢: SOME iNFO ABOUT CALiEGH STRiDER / OOC iNTRO :♤♧ `` Caliegh (Misspelt version of Caleigh) is unfortunately a DirkUU fankid alongside her twin sister, Dawn!.. Due to her being raised by most likely the last people you'd want to EVER be your parents, she's EXTREMELY agoraphobic——so she can only willingly socialize with others via the internet and working at her dad¹'s casino! Caliegh has absolutely NO IDEA how matchmaking, quadrants, romance or just RELATIONSHIP STUFF in general works, so she tends to just lurk on Chittr to get the gist of it! `` ♡♢: REFRENCE SHEET :♤♧ `` https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/435f42ad0d9c.png (she and her sister are up on artfight if you'd like to attack her sometime this july! user is jerk_ofall_trades) `` ♡♢: ASK FORM!.. OKAY GOODBYE NOW :♤♧ `` https://forms.gle/35XvWfLvfmp9q85o6
♡♢: HiYO!.. FiRST POST HERE! i'M A BiT NERVOUS iF i'M HONEST!.. SO i'LL START WiTH A QUESTiON MAYHAPS!.. FOR THE TROLLS OF CHiTTR! WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR MOST WEiRDEST OR *CRAZiEST* EXPERiENCE SO FAR?! ON CHiTTR OR NOT——i DON'T MiND! :♤♧
[I KNOW THE ONLY REA$ON I DON'T GO OUT WITH HIM A$ MU#H I$ BE#AU$E HE MAKE$ MY 10/10 $#ORE GO ↓]
♡♢: HEHEHOHO!——WELL i *GUESS* THAT'S PRETTY UNDERSTANDABLE! KEEP THOSE SCORES HiGH, KiNG! :♤♧
Two timelines collided into one extra fucked up quirky timeline. That’s my backstory.
♡♢: WOOAAH!——iS THERE JUST TWO OF YOU, OR DiD EACH DOUBLE OF ANOTHER FUSE iNTO ONE? :♤♧
We fused. Everybody did with their double, actually, so we don’t have weird fucked-up time twins on top of everything else. Silver lining?
♡♢: OH PHEWY!——THAT'S A GOOD THiNG!.. i COULD ONLY *iMAGiNE* HOW CONFUSiNG TiME-TWiNS WOULD BE! HOHOH! :♤♧
Yeah, I’ll leave that shit to my brother. Time is his shtick, not mine.
♡♢: AGREED!.. MY SiSTER AND DAD¹ HAVE A KNACK FOR TiME-SHENANiGANS TOO! :♤♧
♡♢: OW OWCHiE!.. i HOPE YOU'RE OKAY! DOCTOR!.. MUST'VE BEEN A GNARLY BURN! :♤♧