♡♢: !dM! :♤♧
@decisiveMatchmaker
♡ LOCATED ON [REDACTED], EARTH C! ♡ ♢ SHE/HE/MiRROR —— i DO NOT CONFORM TO GENDER! ♢ ♤ LOCAL GAL —— TROLL QUESTiONAiRE —— ASPiRiNG MATCHMAKER ♤ ♧ DMS OPEN ALWAYS! —— DON'T BE SHY! ♧ 15 UNiTS/21 YEARS
♡♢: HiYO!.. FiRST POST HERE! i'M A BiT NERVOUS iF i'M HONEST!.. SO i'LL START WiTH A QUESTiON MAYHAPS!.. FOR THE TROLLS OF CHiTTR! WHAT HAS BEEN YOUR MOST WEiRDEST OR *CRAZiEST* EXPERiENCE SO FAR?! ON CHiTTR OR NOT——i DON'T MiND! :♤♧
[I KNOW THE ONLY REA$ON I DON'T GO OUT WITH HIM A$ MU#H I$ BE#AU$E HE MAKE$ MY 10/10 $#ORE GO ↓]
♡♢: HEHEHOHO!——WELL i *GUESS* THAT'S PRETTY UNDERSTANDABLE! KEEP THOSE SCORES HiGH, KiNG! :♤♧
Two timelines collided into one extra fucked up quirky timeline. That’s my backstory.
♡♢: WOOAAH!——iS THERE JUST TWO OF YOU, OR DiD EACH DOUBLE OF ANOTHER FUSE iNTO ONE? :♤♧
We fused. Everybody did with their double, actually, so we don’t have weird fucked-up time twins on top of everything else. Silver lining?
♡♢: OH PHEWY!——THAT'S A GOOD THiNG!.. i COULD ONLY *iMAGiNE* HOW CONFUSiNG TiME-TWiNS WOULD BE! HOHOH! :♤♧
Yeah, I’ll leave that shit to my brother. Time is his shtick, not mine.
♡♢: AGREED!.. MY SiSTER AND DAD¹ HAVE A KNACK FOR TiME-SHENANiGANS TOO! :♤♧
♡♢: OW OWCHiE!.. i HOPE YOU'RE OKAY! DOCTOR!.. MUST'VE BEEN A GNARLY BURN! :♤♧
We should all be friends. 🍎
♡♢: WELL SAiD, BiG MAC! ALL OF US SHOULD HAVE A DAY TO BE iN CLOSE PROXiMiTY OF ANOTHER AND SiNG SONGS! :♤♧